Military Memes and Jokes

[Fishking]

Please merge if it exists but I figured we could have a thread with military memes. I'll start out with some.

 

[StillBallin75]

 

[Redress]

Not a meme, but still hilarious: https://wildboarblog.wordpress.com/...y-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-u-s-army/

SO many great things in the list, so many that anyone who served can relate to. Some favorites:

8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
48. I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.
78. I may not call block my chain of command.
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

 

[Nomad4Ever]

The entire US Army Esports team is a meme.

 

[PirateMk1]

Not a meme, but still hilarious: https://wildboarblog.wordpress.com/...y-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-u-s-army/

SO many great things in the list, so many that anyone who served can relate to. Some favorites:

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. I have no doubts whatsoever that some brilliant malcontent did that very thing. That is one I can well and truly visualize happening and the reactions it would have engendered. Some funny ass shit there. My brother tells many stories of his times as infantry, and I have many myself from working in, with, and around many countries militaries. Most of which should not told in public.

 

[Fishking]

Not a meme, but still hilarious: https://wildboarblog.wordpress.com/...y-is-no-longer-allowed-to-do-in-the-u-s-army/

SO many great things in the list, so many that anyone who served can relate to. Some favorites:

The military, where, "You can't make this shit up." is actually a true statement, lol.

 

[Fishking]

For anyone not Army S1 is our admin section.

 

[Nomad4Ever]

For anyone not Army S1 is our admin section.

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I've been in the process of transferring from the NY to FL guard for 6 months....

 

[Fishking]

I've been in the process of transferring from the NY to FL guard for 6 months....

Sounds about right

What's a commie like you doing in the Natty Guard anyways

 

[Nomad4Ever]

Sounds about right

What's a commie like you doing in the Natty Guard anyways

College was expensive and I was a liberal () when I joined. Joined enlisted E1 supply, got to E4 before I realized I was being a dumb**** and was going to college anyway so I might as well be an officer. Joined ROTC for the last two years of college. I go to ADA BOLC in about 8 months.

You'll find a lot of leftists served in the military. I know Questerr did.

 

[StillBallin75]

I've been in the process of transferring from the NY to FL guard for 6 months....

I could be homeless and I still wouldn't join the Guard, administrative ****ups notwithingstanding.

 

[Fishking]

College was expensive and I was a liberal () when I joined. Joined enlisted E1 supply, got to E4 before I realized I was being a dumb**** and was going to college anyway so I might as well be an officer. Joined ROTC for the last two years of college. I go to ADA BOLC in about 8 months.

You'll find a lot of leftists served in the military. I know Questerr did.

This you? Lol

 

[StillBallin75]

Sounds about right

What's a commie like you doing in the Natty Guard anyways

I was driven further left the longer I spent in the military.

I'm out now so it's all good. Don't regret any of it but I wouldn't go back.

 

[StillBallin75]

The entire US Army Esports team is a meme.

These people are so ****ing cringe.

If their esports campaign is some sort of effort at relating to the Zoomers and trying to recruit them I hope if fails miserably.

 

[StillBallin75]

College was expensive and I was a liberal () when I joined. Joined enlisted E1 supply, got to E4 before I realized I was being a dumb**** and was going to college anyway so I might as well be an officer. Joined ROTC for the last two years of college. I go to ADA BOLC in about 8 months.

You'll find a lot of leftists served in the military. I know Questerr did.

4 years, 11B, I was an E-4 the entire time lol. Probably coulda made SGT right before I got out but what the **** was the point.

 

[Nomad4Ever]

If their esports campaign is some sort of effort at relating to the Zoomers

Oh, that's absolutely what it is. It's outright predatory imo.

 

[StillBallin75]

Oh, that's absolutely what it is. It outright predatory imo.

taxpayer money at work and they can't even look cool while doing it

 

[Fishking]

These people are so ****ing cringe.

If their esports campaign is some sort of effort at relating to the Zoomers and trying to recruit them I hope if fails miserably.

Why do you think they have football and wrestling teams and such?

 

[Fishking]

Anyone got some headlight fluid or a box of grid squares?

 

[Nomad4Ever]

Anyone got some headlight fluid or a box of grid squares?

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Ahh, the classic "collect the tail pipe exhaust" prank.

 

[StillBallin75]

Why do you think they have football and wrestling teams and such?

I'm probably in the minority who thinks all college sports should be abolished along with the entire NCAA ecosystem. But especially at the service academies.

But apart from that, these esports teams aren't attached to the service academies, they're just an extremely cringe recruitment tool.

 

[StillBallin75]

Anyone got some headlight fluid or a box of grid squares?

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Knew a corporal who made his private knock on his Stryker for an hour with a mallet and hammer looking for "weak spots" in the armor lmao

 

[Fishking]

 

[Questerr]

The entire US Army Esports team is a meme.

I assume the entire Army Esports team is made up of 25- and 35- series MOS's.

 

[StillBallin75]

I assume the entire Army Esports team is made up of 25- and 35- series MOS's.

I'm fairly positive there was an SF dude in there at the very beginning, he was getting trolled mercilessly with baby killer and war crimes jokes in the chat it was actually pretty hilarious.