Lycanthrope
DP Veteran
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2019
- Messages
- 18,142
- Reaction score
- 25,309
- Location
- Mithlond
- Gender
- Undisclosed
- Political Leaning
- Other
Even the microchip theory isn't as dumb as believing that an mRNA vaccine can be delivered orally via buttermilk ranch.
Did you hear - the government is going to implant the vaccine into sheets of toilet paper! The only safe thing to do for freedom lovers everywhere is wipe your ass with sand.
(Not really but let's get this rumor started and therefore thwart potential toilet paper shortages this fall)