Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

[Mr Person]

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported. “An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated. . . . . Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man. . .Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.​

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

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I bet Florida Man can top this and then some

 

[Cordelier]

I guess nothing is too long for Toulon.

 

[Rexedgar]

Touché.

 

[Rexedgar]

Gives new meaning to “explosive diarrhea.”

 

[Moon]

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported. “An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated. . . . . Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man. . .Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.​

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

I bet Florida Man can top this and then some

“It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure”

People are weird.

 

[ttwtt78640]

“It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure”

People are weird.

Hmm… a self-inflicted artillery wound.

 

[Lovebug]

I've never seen a bomb but anything from certain vegetation to bottles and glasses. Shot glass you ask? No, whisker tumbler, although I only saw the x-ray of that one.

 

[MamboDervish]

WRECKED'UM ? Damn near KILLED'UM !!

(insert drum roll/cymbal crash)

 

[Moon]

I've never seen a bomb but anything from certain vegetation to bottles and glasses. Shot glass you ask? No, whisker tumbler, although I only saw the x-ray of that one.

Damn!

 

[Gateman_Wen]

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported. “An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated. . . . . Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man. . .Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.​

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

I bet Florida Man can top this and then some

Well there's something you don't hear every day.

 

[venice_ca]

“It’s believed the pervy patient inserted the item up his anus for sexual pleasure”

People are weird.

At 88 years old, I’d say dementia played a significant part in his choice.

 

[vegas giants]

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum. The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported. “An emergency occurred from 9 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. on Saturday evening that required the intervention of bomb disposal personnel, the evacuation of adult and pediatric emergencies as well as the diversion of incoming emergencies,” a hospital spokesperson stated. . . . . Bomb disposal experts at the scene determined there was little possibility the shell would explode inside the man. . .Stunned doctors subsequently began the process of trying to remove the object — which measured almost 8 inches long and more than 2 inches wide — from the man’s rectum.​

Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare, hospital evacuation

Oh, shell no! The World War I relic measured almost 8 inches in length and more than 2 inches in girth.

nypost.com

I bet Florida Man can top this and then some

I hate it when that happens