Man Stopped In Airport With More Than A Kilogram Of Gold Up His Bum

[Connery]

“A man who was observed walking slightly strangely through an airport turned out to have a number of gold bars stashed away up his bum.

The amount of the precious metal that was discovered in his arse eventually totted up to around a kilogram.
You don't have to be an expert pawnbroker to know that he was carrying a lot of gold. You also don't have to be a proctologist to realise that this is a lot of anything to have stuffed up your backside.”

Man Stopped In Airport With More Than A Kilogram Of Gold Up His Bum

That's a lot of gold, and a lot of anything to have up your backside

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this story cracked me up. How can someone stick kilogram of gold up their butt? How can they sit? Many questions,

 

[Mr Person]

Ow.

 

[RAMOSS]

That's a shit load of gold

 

[bongsaway]

That's a shit load of gold

Well said, thanks for the laugh.

 

[Emily L]

I don't think even Goldfinger would want to touch that stuff now.





He might even want to change his name.

 

[Roadvirus]

King Midas stuck his finger in his butt and look what happened.

 

[Deuce]

King Midas stuck his finger in his butt and look what happened.

Don't kinkshame.