Lindsay Lohan Pimps Herself out for $10K (or does she?)

[The Giant Noodle]

While her new publicity team attempted to make it look like she cares about the plight of the homeless and is super-serious about checking into rehab.. eventually, Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend attempting to hock pics of her latest SCRAM device because she hasn’t learned **** about ****. Us Magazine reports:

Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet,” a reliable insider tells UsMagazine.com. “All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency.”
Adds the source, “She was pimping it out all weekend, looking for 10 grand, but who wants to deal with that headache?”
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You’d think Lindsay Lohan would understand how the paparazzi works by now, but then again she’s an alcoholic drug addict who runs over children. So let me help her out: Why buy the cow when you get free milk with cocaine in it outside Marmont?
(I think I did that right.)
Photo: Pacific Coast News The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Part 4

 

[molten_dragon]

You've got a real hardon for lindsay lohan don't you?

 

[OscarB63]

You've got a real hardon for lindsay lohan don't you?

despite all her "issues"...I'd still bend her over the kitchen table.

 

[Gipper]

Well, she doesn't have her old income anymore. Gotta make a buck somehow.

 

[justabubba]

what were once vices are now habits

expensive habits

 

[The Giant Noodle]

You've got a real hardon for lindsay lohan don't you?

Shes the new Amy Winehouse!

 

[justabubba]

Shes the new Amy Winehouse!

hope this is not Lindsay's ultimate result:

 

[OscarB63]

hope this is not Lindsay's ultimate result:

funny what being a crack whore will do to a person.