Don't quit your day job.Please contribute your own jokes, but here are a few for you all to enjoy:
What's the difference between God and a Republican? God knows He's not a Republican.
The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
What do Republicans and porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more more happy Republicans?
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
What is the difference between a Republican ass-kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception.
Funeral: A Republican died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Republican? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Genie: A Conservative found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Liberal.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
ok ok, thanks for the applause, now I leave it up to you all to post more jokes.
Don't ever have an original thought. Or a sense of humour.Don't quit your day job.
Q: Why does a Canadian take a skateboard to the beach?
A: To ride some waves.
I don't get it?
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
It's so damn cold the sea is frozen. Sorry.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Oh---this is richPlease contribute your own jokes, but here are a few for you all to enjoy:
What's the difference between God and a Republican? God knows He's not a Republican.
The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
What do Republicans and porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more more happy Republicans?
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
What is the difference between a Republican ass-kisser and a brown-noser? Depth perception.
Funeral: A Republican died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Republican? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
Genie: A Conservative found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Liberal.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
ok ok, thanks for the applause, now I leave it up to you all to post more jokes.
If Trump, Santos and Desantis jump off the Empire State Building at the same time, who will hit the ground first???
A: "who cares"
You had it right the first time.Canadians could have had the best of everything. American technology, British tradition, and French food. Instead, they chose French technology, American tradition, and British food.
THAT is an old, very old, blond joke.Q: How does a Canadian kill a fish?
A: Drowns it.
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