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Give me jokes about kissing. The kissing is specifically kissing on the lips. All of this is somewhat satire. I wanted to share funnier jokes, but this is a Christian website.
If you have no idea of what a kissing joke is, here are two starting categories. I may add more categories later.
Categories:
1. Kissing a known cannibal
2. Paid kisses
No jokes should be written solely to offend or attack any DP member. No hate messages: check the forum rules about hate messages and such. Also the jokes are focused on the act of kissing, not the actors.
Example jokes:
Some stranger was offering free kisses. Turns out that the cost was really my immune system.
My date made me turn off my home security system
else we couldn't kiss.
I was wheelchair-bound,
kissing a cannibal
who suddenly brandished a knife,
so I tried to roll away.
Inspired by a soup kitchen, a woman opened a kiss kitchen
donating Herpes to the old and the sick.
My paid kisser was the apple of my eye
that gave the herpes of my eye.
A cannibal always bites my tongue
when we kiss.
A woman said she had freckles
when I paid her to kiss me.
Then I had freckles too,
until my STI doctor confirmed I did not.
I paid 500$ for a kiss,
which was a milligram of Syphilis.
After kissing,
a cannibal said that I was eye candy.
Then she took a fork and went for my eye.
A cannibal said I couldn't kiss her
unless she bound me on a bed
near a human-sized oven.
If you have no idea of what a kissing joke is, here are two starting categories. I may add more categories later.
Categories:
1. Kissing a known cannibal
2. Paid kisses
No jokes should be written solely to offend or attack any DP member. No hate messages: check the forum rules about hate messages and such. Also the jokes are focused on the act of kissing, not the actors.
Example jokes:
Some stranger was offering free kisses. Turns out that the cost was really my immune system.
My date made me turn off my home security system
else we couldn't kiss.
I was wheelchair-bound,
kissing a cannibal
who suddenly brandished a knife,
so I tried to roll away.
Inspired by a soup kitchen, a woman opened a kiss kitchen
donating Herpes to the old and the sick.
My paid kisser was the apple of my eye
that gave the herpes of my eye.
A cannibal always bites my tongue
when we kiss.
A woman said she had freckles
when I paid her to kiss me.
Then I had freckles too,
until my STI doctor confirmed I did not.
I paid 500$ for a kiss,
which was a milligram of Syphilis.
After kissing,
a cannibal said that I was eye candy.
Then she took a fork and went for my eye.
A cannibal said I couldn't kiss her
unless she bound me on a bed
near a human-sized oven.