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Johnny DooWop

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So a conservative, a moderate and a liberal were all walking on a beach and they came across an old pot. One of them rubbed it and a genie came out. The genie said they can have any wish they want. The conservative said "I want me and all my fellow conservatives to be able to live in a place with no Muslims, no gay marriage and a strong Christian base," so the genie sent all the conservatives to Mississippi. The liberal said "I want to live in a welfare state, that is lenient on crime and has a strong atheist base," so the genie sent all the liberals to Sweden. "So what about you?" The genie asked the moderate. The moderate said, "You mean to tell me that all the liberals and all the conservatives are gone? How about a coke?"
 

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So a conservative, a moderate and a liberal were all walking on a beach and they came across an old pot. One of them rubbed it and a genie came out. The genie said they can have any wish they want. The conservative said "I want me and all my fellow conservatives to be able to live in a place with no Muslims, no gay marriage and a strong Christian base," so the genie sent all the conservatives to Mississippi. The liberal said "I want to live in a welfare state, that is lenient on crime and has a strong atheist base," so the genie sent all the liberals to Sweden. "So what about you?" The genie asked the moderate. The moderate said, "You mean to tell me that all the liberals and all the conservatives are gone? How about a coke?"
A decent joke, even if it is an old one. The original version was fairly racist if I remember right (or at least the version that I heart on Boondock Saints was.
 

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There should be a rule against shoehorning political stuff into old jokes.
 
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