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I'm not a believer, but that bible thing is quite a funky read. Course you can't believe most of it (Mary was a virgin, yeah right, that's what Britney said), but there are some ideas in there that ring true.
Ok, so Jesus was a bit deranged, thinking he was god's son and all that, and he sure liked his glass of wine and his hookers (well, must have been hard in those days being the illegitimate son of a refugee carpenter and a chick who was so off her head on drugs she saw angels), but he said a few things like: all men are equal, do unto others as you would do to you, he believed in helping the poor, and it says somewhere in there that it'd be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get to heaven. So really, wasn't this jesus actually the first ever communist?
Ok, so Jesus was a bit deranged, thinking he was god's son and all that, and he sure liked his glass of wine and his hookers (well, must have been hard in those days being the illegitimate son of a refugee carpenter and a chick who was so off her head on drugs she saw angels), but he said a few things like: all men are equal, do unto others as you would do to you, he believed in helping the poor, and it says somewhere in there that it'd be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get to heaven. So really, wasn't this jesus actually the first ever communist?