It's groundhog day, but poor Phil is depressed

[Dittohead not!]

NEWS IN BRIEF
[h=1]Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was[/h]

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—According to sources, clinically depressed groundhog and weather prognosticator Punxsutawney Phil awoke from his slumber this early morning, peered directly into his soul, and saw but a mere pathetic shadow of the rodent he once was.

Poor Phil. Is there anything that can be done? Rodent Valium, perhaps?

 

[Chomsky]

NEWS IN BRIEF
[h=1]Depressed Groundhog Sees Shadow Of Rodent He Once Was[/h]

Poor Phil. Is there anything that can be done? Rodent Valium, perhaps?

Hah! If you spent months in a hole in the ground that culminated with half a week of -25 temps, you'd be pretty damn beaten too! Poor guy! I say buy him a drink!