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It’s getting ugly now, as it does each summer. This years invasion of Massachusetts people/boarder hoppers looking for sanctuary from there urban and polluted surroundings is getting silly in my great state of New Hampshire. We call them Massholes, they clog the roads, our stores, camp grounds lakes and streams.

In past years you were immune from this hoard If you headed far enough north into the mountains, but these locusts are spreading. No longer content with the designated camp grounds equipped for Massholes.( water hookups, electric hookups and now Wi-Fi) they now are heading into the remote state park campgrounds. These island’s of family camping bliss typically attract locals and residents of the state. My daughter has been visiting one for years, she is the fourth generation to do so at the same location at the very same site.

But it has become tough to enjoy these campgrounds when the site next to you brings up an inflatable palm tree with inflatable flamingoes and starts their chainsaw engine powered blender to fix margaritas every ten minutes.( yes there is such a blender). In years past by 9:00pm all you could hear is the crackling of the fire at your camp site. The kids were worn out from swimming, hiking and the contest to catch the biggest bullfrog. These people don’t care if the park rangers have to come and warn them in all hours of the night to knock it off. They don’t care about the trash they leave behind, they are Massholes.
 

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It’s getting ugly now, as it does each summer. This years invasion of Massachusetts people/boarder hoppers looking for sanctuary from there urban and polluted surroundings is getting silly in my great state of New Hampshire. We call them Massholes, they clog the roads, our stores, camp grounds lakes and streams.

In past years you were immune from this hoard If you headed far enough north into the mountains, but these locusts are spreading. No longer content with the designated camp grounds equipped for Massholes.( water hookups, electric hookups and now Wi-Fi) they now are heading into the remote state park campgrounds. These island’s of family camping bliss typically attract locals and residents of the state. My daughter has been visiting one for years, she is the fourth generation to do so at the same location at the very same site.

But it has become tough to enjoy these campgrounds when the site next to you brings up an inflatable palm tree with inflatable flamingoes and starts their chainsaw engine powered blender to fix margaritas every ten minutes.( yes there is such a blender). In years past by 9:00pm all you could hear is the crackling of the fire at your camp site. The kids were worn out from swimming, hiking and the contest to catch the biggest bullfrog. These people don’t care if the park rangers have to come and warn them in all hours of the night to knock it off. They don’t care about the trash they leave behind, they are Massholes.

It sounds like Boston might be empty now.
 

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The yankee invasion season here is mainly fall and winter. There are hoards of yankees that come from all over the north to spend the winter here in Texas but most of them have left by now. Then, of course, there are still those damn yankees that liked Texas so much that they just stayed. ;)
 

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It sounds like Boston might be empty now.


No, the Boston folks went to Cape Cod, this would be the suburban Chelesa crowd, the dregs of society. Not to come off elitist but damn, these folks are clueless beyond description. It’s rather amusing, the few quality family campgrounds in western MA needed to close because of the Massholes, they are that bad.
 

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No, the Boston folks went to Cape Cod, this would be the suburban Chelesa crowd, the dregs of society. Not to come off elitist but damn, these folks are clueless beyond description. It’s rather amusing, the few quality family campgrounds in western MA needed to close because of the Massholes, they are that bad.

Enjoy. ;)
 

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The yankee invasion season here is mainly fall and winter. There are hoards of yankees that come from all over the north to spend the winter here in Texas but most of them have left by now. Then, of course, there are still those damn yankees that liked Texas so much that they just stayed. ;)

Well, At least you have room to escape the yankee hoard, I’m penned in because of the size of the state and only two highways in and out. With a compact size the carnage is exasperated, every grocery store, every mall, every main road or shopping center gets hammered by these Massholes. To give you a Texas visual it would be like the bars in Tijuana emptying out and wanting to camp out in your small town each day. The amount of Massholes crossing my boarder is greater than the whole population of the State,,,we are outnumbered.

I have a solution, a toll at the two highways at the boarder. NH residents get a free pass, NH and MA residents working cross the boarder get a free pass, the rest pay big time, $25+. The monies should go to native folks as a cash gift each year or a tax break.
 

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We used to call them Pilgrims. They leave the city to escape but being the sad excuses for human beings they are, they bring all the things of the city with them.
 

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In Minnesota they have to put up with the Iowans. They refer to them as Idiots Out Wandering Around.
 
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