First of all, the existence of God is not intended to be a scientific hypothesis, nor is biblical scripture concerned with history or physics. The primary interest of biblical scripture lies in its characterization of the human experience and its proposal for contending with life....
Maybe to you, to others the Bible is
literally true
The Bible is indeed concerned with physics as it tries to explain how the world was created and how it works in the first book.
...many of the stories you find in the Bible cover themes, emotions and problems we all encounter in one form or another....
Yes, the stories they re-tell become mere metaphors when scientifically disproved.
Take the Tower of Babel for example
That said how do you explain groups like Answers in Genesis who say Noah's flood was literally true and, since the world is only a few thousand years old, there were dinosaurs on the Ark ?
...all of them display real human beings...
Which human beings in the Bible were "real" - Pilate and Herod I will give you.
....short of Christ in the New Testament, you will not find another hero that is without fault....
Christ was god - or don't you believe that
Was Christ guilty of the deadly sin of anger in the temple ? Or is anger excused in gods ?
...you may find the idea of a divine being who cares about humankind somewhat perplexing: why the hell would someone accept that without further inquiry?
Indeed, why do you ?
Of course there are those who claim Jesus was NOT divine or that his divinity doesn't mean he was god from god. How do you respond to those claims ?
...given the book begins by saying human beings have been created in the image of God...
If that means man looks like god, doesn't also mean god is physical and looks like man ?
...I am also saying that people who think scripture belongs in a physics or biology class should read again because they really missed the boat...
So you're saying that your god's teachings are philosophical in nature.
Great news if you're a slave owner, not so much if you're a slave
What does "Do not suffer a with to live" mean philosophically ?
....there are many ways you can approach the statement that God exists. You likely see the concept of God as a primitive idea to be outgrown by rationally inclined individuals. Putting the concept in the context of the texts themselves, you can derive a lower bound on its value. One of the shortest and most profound stories you find in Genesis is the story of Kane and Abel. Although both of them made sacrifices to God, we learn that God was pleased by the offering of Abel, but not that of Kane. Kane grows mad at God and ultimately kills his brother. There is a lot to be said about this story...
No there's not
There's as much to be learned from the tale of Ali-Baba and the 40 Thieves
...from a literary perspective, God personifies either nature or the future. The idea of a sacrifice is that you can give up something today to possibly be rewarded later...
Yeah, capitalism is based on that concept - so what ?
...there are hints in the story that Abel made a bigger sacrifice than Kane, so you can think about the need to give up enough, that there is a question of quantity of effort involved...
Again, so what ?
That giving more to your god angers others ?
That being pious/generous sparks feelings of jealousy in others ?
...it doesn't always please God...
How do you know what pleases god ?
...it's at least a way to articulate a complicated idea in a straight forward manner, even if you can't quite put your intuitions in words. If you wanted to keep up the condescending tone, you could say it's a convenient fiction, though I largely suspect you will try to argue ground that all scripture is BS, dismissing both points.
Either the Bible is fiction or it's true.
There is no middle ground.
A collection of books that speaks only in metaphor is about as useful as Nostradamus' poetry for predicting the future.