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Billo_Really

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If I had the money, I would take a site-seeing tour of the United States by train. Taking in all the sites from Alaska to Maine, from California to Florida. And party every mile along the way.
 
Billo_Really said:
If I had the money, I would take a site-seeing tour of the United States by train. Taking in all the sites from Alaska to Maine, from California to Florida. And party every mile along the way.

Cool, that sounds awesome. I always thought it would be interesting to travel by train, because you can view the unseen.

If I had the money, I would help the poor. Don't get me wrong, I would have fun myself to.
 
Originally Posted by alphieb
Cool, that sounds awesome. I always thought it would be interesting to travel by train, because you can view the unseen.

If I had the money, I would help the poor. Don't get me wrong, I would have fun myself to.
I know if I ever came into some cash, I would not be the only one partying. And I would definately want to give something back to the community. I'm thinking something like a "home". Think I'll call it, the "billo_really home for interesting women". That has a nice ring to it.
 
Billo_Really said:
I know if I ever came into some cash, I would not be the only one partying. And I would definately want to give something back to the community. I'm thinking something like a "home". Think I'll call it, the "billo_really home for interesting women". That has a nice ring to it.

"Interesting" How, mentally or physically?
 
Originally Posted by alphieb
"Interesting" How, mentally or physically?
I was thinking it would be more like a theme park. With the Bi-Polar Merry-go-round, Psycho-cyclone roller coaster, Viagra-falls wedding chapel, Drench-a-wench, Bean-a-bloke, cute sister pony rides, etc...that kind thing.
 
Billo_Really said:
I was thinking it would be more like a theme park. With the Bi-Polar Merry-go-round, Psycho-cyclone roller coaster, Viagra-falls wedding chapel, Drench-a-wench, Bean-a-bloke, cute sister pony rides, etc...that kind thing.

Ohhh.....kind of like Neverland Ranch for kooky tarts?
 
Originally Posted by mixedmedia
Ohhh.....kind of like Neverland Ranch for kooky tarts?
What are you trying to say there mixed...? Trying to bring ants to my picnic? Don't kill my buzz!
 
Billo_Really said:
What are you trying to say there mixed...? Trying to bring ants to my picnic? Don't kill my buzz!

Sorry dude, I have no malice towards your buzz. And I don't have a single ant on me. I guess I failed to fathom the integrity of your desire to give chicks with mental disorders rides at your theme park.
 
Originally Posted by mixedmedia:
Sorry dude, I have no malice towards your buzz. And I don't have a single ant on me. I guess I failed to fathom the integrity of your desire to give chicks with mental disorders rides at your theme park
At least there will be no minors running around. You'll pay extra!
 
If I had the money I would:
(in no particular order)

1. Take all these damn ads off this site.
2. Get my dishwasher, heater and icemaker on my frig fixed or buy them all new - no joke!
3. Ask my wife to quit working and stay home full time.
4. Buy a DPL screen projector for my living room.
5. Become completely debt free.

Thats it, I am simple and prefer not to travel.
 
Originally posted by Vauge:
If I had the money I would:
(in no particular order)

1. Take all these damn ads off this site.
2. Get my dishwasher, heater and icemaker on my frig fixed or buy them all new - no joke!
3. Ask my wife to quit working and stay home full time.
4. Buy a DPL screen projector for my living room.
5. Become completely debt free.

Thats it, I am simple and prefer not to travel.
In all honesty, if I had the money you what I would do? Grow up!
 
Billo_Really said:
At least there will be no minors running around. You'll pay extra!

You could just committ yourself into a mental ward and play pretend, would that have the same effect.
 
Originally Posted by alphieb
You could just committ yourself into a mental ward and play pretend, would that have the same effect.
Too many re-runs.
 
alphieb said:
You could just committ yourself into a mental ward and play pretend, would that have the same effect.

haha :rofl
 
Billo_Really said:
At least there will be no minors running around. You'll pay extra!
Does the phrase "bug up your ass" hold any particular significance for you, Bill? Lighten up, dude, I wasn't trying to insult you or intimate that you are a child molester. If you knew anything about me you would understand that is one of the few subjects that I don't joke about. But thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't respond to your posts.
 
If I had money, I would write up a business plan and start my own business, without going into debt OR I would find some good publicly traded or privately held companies which are selling for a good discount and buy stock in them or buy them up entirely.
 
Originally Posted by mixedmedia:
Does the phrase "bug up your ass" hold any particular significance for you, Bill? Lighten up, dude, I wasn't trying to insult you or intimate that you are a child molester. If you knew anything about me you would understand that is one of the few subjects that I don't joke about. But thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't respond to your posts.
Hey, if I had feelings, that would hurt. So feel free to respond. I'm just doing one of Kinison's routines anyway.
 
If I had the money, I would rent billos mom for the night.

Oh, wait.

I do have the money, I still have 50 cents left over from buying the Post today.

Guess I've got me a date!:mrgreen:
 
Originally posted by RightatNYU:
If I had the money, I would rent billos mom for the night.

Oh, wait.

I do have the money, I still have 50 cents left over from buying the Post today.

Guess I've got me a date
Get off my momma! Cuz' I just got off yours.
 
Originally posted by Galenrox:
You ****ed that diseased ridden dwarf? She's hairier than I am, and I am one hairy dude!
Uno, your right. And she smells. Sorry, my bad.
 
Originally posted by Galenrox:
I've always found her odor of gin, peach blunt (just the blunt, no weed), and cat **** somewhat endearing and distinctive.
There's something about musk in the morning that..............ummmmm................empties my bank account!
 
Originally posted by Galenrox:
lol, probably so she could by more peach blunts and bottled cat **** (I'm dead serious, she doesn't own a cat, she just pours bottled cat **** over her head. I've got no idea who the hell bottles cat ****, but apparently someone sells it!)

$4.71
This is a true story. I was out with this house-frauh one time. And before we go back to my place to do the wild strange crazy monkey love, she says, "Stop by the market." So we go in there, go over to the display of female douche's, and she goes, "Pick your flavor!"

No bullshit, this really happened.

Breakfest had a different taste in the morning as well.
 
If I had the money, I too would be a perpetual career student.
 
TimmyBoy said:
If I had money, I would write up a business plan and start my own business, without going into debt OR I would find some good publicly traded or privately held companies which are selling for a good discount and buy stock in them or buy them up entirely.

Just be careful what you invest in.
 
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