Idiotic Computer Algorithms (1 Viewer)

[danarhea]

Having so much fun with Idiotic Mathematics in another thread, I thought I would start this one:

This algorithm is written in Delphi (or Pascal):

var i, j: integer;
hell_freezes_over, computer_crashes: boolean;

begin

{initialize}

i:=0; j:=1;
hell_freezes_over:=false;
computer_crashes:=false;

{now the fun begins }

repeat
i:=i+j;
until (hell_freezes_over OR computer_crashes),
{whichever comes first - LOL}

end.

 

[cnredd]

Anybody remember that, according to Abbott & Costello, 13 x 7 = 28?...

 

[xuiq]

Coding an OS and programs is demanding task and required you to be completely logical.

 

[stsburns]

Linux shutdown progam. "killall" gets me every time. :lol: