I was censored on another forum!

[Kelzie]

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Well in this case you would be wrong casue wasnt that one of his reason for going to war hun? I thought so sweetheart.

Oh for the love of god you nut job. He got bad intelligence. He admitted it.

Hey somebody called me a guy. I don't look like a guy do I?

 

[SKILMATIC]

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Oh for the love of god you nut job. He got bad intelligence. He admitted it.

Hey somebody called me a guy. I don't look like a guy do I?

Well who called you a guy?

 

[Canuck]

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Oh for the love of god you nut job. He got bad intelligence. He admitted it.

Hey somebody called me a guy. I don't look like a guy do I?

how would we know if you looked like a guy or not
for all we know you may be a tart posing as a woman
mabe even an al quaida secret operative to twist our minds

 

[Kelzie]

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Well who called you a guy?

aps. That was after she recommended steak fajitas to me. :lol:

 

[Kelzie]

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how would we know if you looked like a guy or not

Hello? My picture. Right there! Am I the only one who sees it? Help me out here Skil.

]for all we know you may be a tart posing as a woman

I thought tarts were women...

mabe even an al quaida secret operative to twist our minds

Damn, the jig is up. :mrgreen:

Why do you seem to write in poems? Anyone else getting that?

 

[SKILMATIC]

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aps. That was after she recommended steak fajitas to me. :lol:

On what thread? Did you let her know your a lady?

 

[Kelzie]

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On what thread? Did you let her know your a lady?

Yeah...it was on the Houston pics thread...I'm just more amused than anything else. :lol:

 

[SKILMATIC]

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Yeah...it was on the Houston pics thread...I'm just more amused than anything else. :lol:

The funny thing is you dont even look like a guy. I would hop in a bed with you anyday hun. And take that as a compliment casue I dont hop in beds with anyone.

 

[Kelzie]

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The funny thing is you dont even look like a guy. I would hop in a bed with you anyday hun. And take that as a compliment casue I dont hop in beds with anyone.

I...umm...thanks. :lol:

 

[SKILMATIC]

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I...umm...thanks. :lol:

:lol: Your welcome. You sounded baffled. Do you not get many compliments such as that?

 

[Kelzie]

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:lol: Your welcome. You sounded baffled. Do you not get many compliments such as that?

No. No I do not. I get "you have nice eyes" a lot. Not "I'd hop into bed with you." :mrgreen:

 

[SKILMATIC]

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No. No I do not. I get "you have nice eyes" a lot. Not "I'd hop into bed with you." :mrgreen:

Really? Well you do have nice eyes but dam! Theres more to you than that, hehe. Well do you like my compliment or was it too liberal for you?

 

[Canuck]

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No. No I do not. I get "you have nice eyes" a lot. Not "I'd hop into bed with you." :mrgreen:

makes alot of sense to me

 

[SKILMATIC]

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makes alot of sense to me

Huh?:roll:

 

[Kelzie]

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Really? Well you do have nice eyes but dam! Theres more to you than that, hehe. Well do you like my compliment or was it too liberal for you?

Coming from you I take it as a compliment. :lol: If I had just met you at the bar, I would have laughed politely and made "we need to leave" eyes at my friends.

 

[jallman]

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Hello? My picture. Right there! Am I the only one who sees it? Help me out here Skil.

I'm not skil but I will help you out...you look very much like a beautiful rose in the fullness of its season. In other words, we see you and DAMN! looks like a lady to me

I thought tarts were women...

Or a tasty pastry...my favorite is raspberry and I can be bribed with them...just if anyone needed to know...:mrgreen:

Why do you seem to write in poems? Anyone else getting that?

I see it, but I dont get it. If I were going to write in verse, I would have the decency to do it in iambic pentameter or something pleasing to the ear. That junk is less rhythmic than a haiku.

 

[SKILMATIC]

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Coming from you I take it as a compliment. :lol: If I had just met you at the bar, I would have laughed politely and made "we need to leave" eyes at my friends.

Awwee thanks. You would have left with your friends or me or both(that would be interesting :lol: )?

 

[SKILMATIC]

I see it, but I dont get it. If I were going to write in verse, I would have the decency to do it in iambic pentameter or something pleasing to the ear. That junk is less rhythmic than a haiku.

I have to agree with this.

 

[Kelzie]

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I'm not skil but I will help you out...you look very much like a beautiful rose in the fullness of its season. In other words, we see you and DAMN! looks like a lady to me

Awww...thanks. :blushing:


Now see Skil. Take lessons from the gay man. That's how it's done. "I'd hop into bed with you" is sooo the 60s.

Or a tasty pastry...my favorite is raspberry and I can be bribed with them...just if anyone needed to know...:mrgreen:

I just so happen to have a tasty raspberry tart....and I would be willing to let go of it for....say, a fireman. Just one. I'm not greedy. :mrgreen:

I see it, but I dont get it. If I were going to write in verse, I would have the decency to do it in iambic pentameter or something pleasing to the ear. That junk is less rhythmic than a haiku.

Rhymes too! I like rhyming. Makes me feel like singing.

 

[jallman]

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Awww...thanks. :blushing:


Now see Skil. Take lessons from the gay man. That's how it's done. "I'd hop into bed with you" is sooo the 60s.

Yeah, but the sad thing is, skil's line was the one I would definitely use first on a guy LOL

I just so happen to have a tasty raspberry tart....and I would be willing to let go of it for....say, a fireman. Just one. I'm not greedy. :mrgreen:

I love ya, but it would take more than a tart to get a fireman away from me if I had one to trade. Will a soccer player do? *ducks and checks to make sure the bf is reading over my shoulder*

Rhymes too! I like rhyming. Makes me feel like singing.

Like Julie Andrews or Cher or Oletta Adams or Patsy Cline? *this is a test to see what kind of flame dame you really are*

 

[Kelzie]

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Yeah, but the sad thing is, skil's line was the one I would definitely use first on a guy LOL

I thought we established that I am not a guy? No?

I love ya, but it would take more than a tart to get a fireman away from me if I had one to trade. Will a soccer player do? *ducks and checks to make sure the bf is reading over my shoulder*

I suppose that would depend on whether his shirt were still on. Mmmm....

And damn I love being single. :mrgreen:

Like Julie Andrews or Cher or Oletta Adams or Patsy Cline? *this is a test to see what kind of flame dame you really are*

Cut me some slack. I'm 22. Cher's *okay*. Now J-Lo. There's a diva.

 

[SKILMATIC]

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Awww...thanks. :blushing:


Now see Skil. Take lessons from the gay man. That's how it's done. "I'd hop into bed with you" is sooo the 60s.



I just so happen to have a tasty raspberry tart....and I would be willing to let go of it for....say, a fireman. Just one. I'm not greedy. :mrgreen:



Rhymes too! I like rhyming. Makes me feel like singing.

And the 60's was the liberal awakening. I thought you could appreciate those times? However, I know what ya mean. Hey, I can sweet talk a lady too.

IMO I like strawberries better casue they are more juicy.

And all the while
You thought I couldnt make you smile
Even though shes a liberal
I can still be considerable
When a man can learn to compromise
He can easily expect to fanticize
When I think of love
I think of my dove
Where has kelzie been all my life
She has no idea Id like to make her my wife

Just something I whipped up off the top of my head.

 

[SKILMATIC]

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Yeah, but the sad thing is, skil's line was the one I would definitely use first on a guy LOL



I love ya, but it would take more than a tart to get a fireman away from me if I had one to trade. Will a soccer player do? *ducks and checks to make sure the bf is reading over my shoulder*




Like Julie Andrews or Cher or Oletta Adams or Patsy Cline? *this is a test to see what kind of flame dame you really are*

You see even though hes gay he still has a guys mind hehehe.

And godamit I didnt know you were gay too? Jesus Mother MARY OF JOSEPH is there like a closet opeining or something? Cause I just found out 2 people on this forum were gay. IMO I think there should be more becasue that would mean more ladies for me, hehe. :lol:

 

[jallman]

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I thought we established that I am not a guy? No?

And thus, you got the beautiful rose line...

I suppose that would depend on whether his shirt were still on. Mmmm....

And damn I love being single. :mrgreen:

I didnt mean for that thing about my soccer player...er bf to go that far. You can have the fireman. Can I borrow the cop? :mrgreen:

Cut me some slack. I'm 22. Cher's *okay*. Now J-Lo. There's a diva.

Okay, my first instinct was to go on the defensive and think that you were calling me old. Then I thought that by my thinking that in the first place, you would be justified, so dont give it away by getting defensive. But then I thought...no, she is totally whacked for calling J-lo a diva...nuff said. :lol:

 

[SKILMATIC]

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And thus, you got the beautiful rose line...



I didnt mean for that thing about my soccer player...er bf to go that far. You can have the fireman. Can I borrow the cop? :mrgreen:



Okay, my first instinct was to go on the defensive and think that you were calling me old. Then I thought that by my thinking that in the first place, you would be justified, so dont give it away by getting defensive. But then I thought...no, she is totally whacked for calling J-lo a diva...nuff said. :lol:

O god I am just going to have to think the soccer player is a girl. Cause otherwise thats just nasty. :lol: