I Love Ivan

[Ivan The Terrible]

@_girL........!

You have done exceedingly well! I must apologies however. Your Master's success attracts danger my dear. It seems as though you can handle yourself. I don't have to address anyone! You have done well.

independent_thinker2002,

If it's all the same to you, you can eat (or smoke) sunflower seeds. I have my own special peace pipe

Is that so? Very well human. Enjoy your special peace pipe.

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

independent_thinker2002,

YOUR master, not mine.

What is this? Why do you reject your fate?

 

[Thorgasm]

independent_thinker2002,



What is this? Why do you reject your fate?

I am my own entity. There is nobody superior to me. Therefore no one can be my master. I am the true independent_thinker. I don't need to be told what to think.

 

[@_girL........]

I am my own entity. There is nobody superior to me. Therefore no one can be my master. I am the true independent_thinker. I don't need to be told what to think.

Ahhhh, My Lord, it sounds like he thinks he is the Brahma!!!

 

[RightinNYC]

Ivan, are you serious? I've never been an arch enemy before.

I'm pumped. Should I put this on my resume or something?

 

[Saboteur]

Ivan The Terrible, is my master, there for I show him a great amount of love and respect. Unfortunately, I have been absent for a long period of time and I can see that not many people respect my Master. Ivan is the most sexiest god I have had the privilege of meeting. He is compassionate, where as his brother isn't, and values his family dearly. His daughters uphold his family traditions even though they have decided not to interfer in the forum. It is wise not to cross Ivan for it will lead you to your very own time with the Sacred Silence. Master this thread is dedicated to you.

This is not a Dominatrix, S&M forum. If you want to have cybersex please go to an appropriate chat room.:spank:

 

[aps]

This is not a Dominatrix, S&M forum. If you want to have cybersex please go to an appropriate chat room.:spank:

:yt Or grow the hell up. Ivan and @ girL--you aren't even funny.

Now, the other people in this thread--NYU, galenrox, Independent--you all are hilarious! The whole sausage stuff is too funny! :lol:

 

[@_girL........]

This is not a Dominatrix, S&M forum. If you want to have cybersex please go to an appropriate chat room.:spank:

Cybersex??? People still do that?!?!:rofl

 

[@_girL........]

:yt Or grow the hell up. Ivan and @ girL--you aren't even funny.

Now, the other people in this thread--NYU, galenrox, Independent--you all are hilarious! The whole sausage stuff is too funny! :lol:

I'm sure of it, but then again, if we weren't here, they couldn't say those things too right?!?! Gosh, people with no sence these days!!!

 

[aps]

I'm sure of it, but then again, if we weren't here, they couldn't say those things too right?!?! Gosh, people with no sence these days!!!

What does "sence" mean? I can't seem to find it in the dictionary. Or did you mean to say the word "sense"?

I love it when someone attempts to insult me and misspells the insult. LOL @girl, you and Ivan have something in common, don't cha (can't spell worth of $hit)? :lol:

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Right at New York University,

Ivan, are you serious? I've never been an arch enemy before.

I'm pumped. Should I put this on my resume or something?

Yes... You are presently my most hated adversary. I am glad you understand that this is an honor. Indeed, rejoice! Ours will be a glories battle.

aps,

Who the hell are you?

 

[Ivan The Terrible]

Ahhhh, My Lord, it sounds like he thinks he is the Brahma!!!

Agreed. @_girL........, he is suffering in a serious state of delusion. He may be still under the effects of his "special peace pipe".

independent_thinker2002,

I understand you are still under the influence. So I won't hold your statement against you. However, my patiences is wearing thin.

 

[Thorgasm]

Agreed. @_girL........, he is suffering in a serious state of delusion. He may be still under the effects of his "special peace pipe".

independent_thinker2002,

I understand you are still under the influence. So I won't hold your statement against you. However, my patiences is wearing thin.

What are "patiences"? And it's "are" not "is". Go ahead put me on the enemy list. I don't need friends that serve the only purpose of giving me an ego-boost.

 

[kal-el]

Ivan The Terrible, is my master, there for I show him a great amount of love and respect. Unfortunately, I have been absent for a long period of time and I can see that not many people respect my Master. Ivan is the most sexiest god I have had the privilege of meeting. He is compassionate, where as his brother isn't, and values his family dearly. His daughters uphold his family traditions even though they have decided not to interfer in the forum. It is wise not to cross Ivan for it will lead you to your very own time with the Sacred Silence. Master this thread is dedicated to you.

O man, this "Ivan" chap did a good job brainwashing you, since you pontificate pedomorphic declarations.:lol:

 

[RightinNYC]

Right at New York University,

Yes... You are presently my most hated adversary. I am glad you understand that this is an honor. Indeed, rejoice! Ours will be a glories battle.

hahahah, YES! I'm really kind of excited now. What kind of battle is it? What weapons? You get to pick first. Go ahead.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by Galenrox:
It's true though isn't it, he slipped you some breakfest sausage, he didn't even paper towel it, did he?

I bet he didn't even say please.

 

[Billo_Really]

My perfect date with @girl:

Take her out. Take her home. Cum on her back.
Take $40 out of her purse. Crawl out a window. And never call her again.

Let her wake up sticky, broke and confused!

"What's on my back, where's my money, why's the window open........ woo woo woo ......... that son-of-bitch!"

 

[@_girL........]

O man, this "Ivan" chap did a good job brainwashing you, since you pontificate pedomorphic declarations.:lol:

Pst.... Its paedomorphic. And yes, I misspell words too, I'm only human. By the way, who is brainwashed??? Can't be me, because I know that I am still human, you on the other hand think you are Superman, which is a fictional comic book character.

 

[Thorgasm]

Pst.... Its paedomorphic. And yes, I misspell words too, I'm only human. By the way, who is brainwashed??? Can't be me, because I know that I am still human, you on the other hand think you are Superman, which is a fictional comic book character.

WHAT!!!!! Superman is not real? What next, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? :shock:

 

[@_girL........]

WHAT!!!!! Superman is not real? What next, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? :shock:

Santa Clause was created by Coca~Cola as a marketing tool, then expanded from there. Now, I can tell no one here has ever owned a real bunny...

 

[@_girL........]

My perfect date with @girl:

I'm sorry, but that would never happen, for @_girL doesn't date internet freaks. Besides, who would want to sleep or even date, for that matter, an ugly idiotic clown.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally ppsted by @girl:
I'm sorry, but that would never happen, for @_girL doesn't date internet freaks. Besides, who would want to sleep or even date, for that matter, an ugly idiotic clown.

Enough about Ivan, let's talk about us, you little dish-rag whore!

 

[@_girL........]

let's talk about us,

Correction, there is no us. Ewwww, thats disgusting!!! Even if you were Ivans best acolyte, I wouldn't date you.

Take her out. Take her home. Cum on her back.
Take $40 out of her purse. Crawl out a window. And never call her again.

Let her wake up sticky, broke and confused!

"What's on my back, where's my money, why's the window open........ woo woo woo ......... that son-of-bitch!"

This is your idea of a date? I'm guessing you spend most of your time on Debate Politics, and the rest of it, jerking off on internet pornography. You are really pathetic. Get a clue, get off the internet, take a shower, brush your teeth, get some exercise, comb your hair (don't forget to shampoo when you take a shower), use deodorant, some cologne would help, worship our master, and then I might actually think about it. Maybe.

 

[Billo_Really]

Originally posted by @girl:
This is your idea of a date? I'm guessing you spend most of your time on Debate Politics, and the rest of it, jerking off on internet pornography. You are really pathetic. Get a clue, get off the internet, take a shower, brush your teeth, get some exercise, comb your hair (don't forget to shampoo when you take a shower), use deodorant, some cologne would help, worship our master, and then I might actually think about it. Maybe.

Yeah, baby. Let me get a little comfortable......... turn down the light........... crack open a beer............ OK................ keep going ................ only slower ............stop! On you knees............ I want you to howl (like the skank you are) and repeat after me, "I, state your name bitch__________, do hereby renounce the fag know as Ivan, and from this moment on, I am one of billo's bitches"........... now off to the stable until I summon you. And get the cross out of your *****! Did you have cantelope for lunch?

 

[kal-el]

Pst.... Its paedomorphic.

Uhh, that's a big negative on that one. I got it right the first time, you need to brush up on your tagmentics.:lol: http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?r=2&q=pedomorphic

And yes, I misspell words too, I'm only human.

What is the relevance of this fatuous statement?

By the way, who is brainwashed??? Can't be me, because I know that I am still human, you on the other hand think you are Superman, which is a fictional comic book character.

Why do I think I'm Superman? Do you think you are a cat? Save the iconoclastic statements, ok.