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I hate strippers

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I am in Kyev right now and I went to a strip club last night and received a private dance from this beautiful stripper. There was a lot of touching involved and I realized when it was over that I was in love with her. And I became jealous when she went to a table that was full of business men because they called her over. I don't ever plan on going to a strip club anymore it is too much teasing. I got to feel her all over and see her completely naked. Ah, why is life so unfair.

I also cried for several hours afterwards.
 
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You're bitching about strippers? I've had girlfriends like that. At least with the strippers you know that's what they're going to do and you can prepare yourself for it.
 

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You're bitching about strippers? I've had girlfriends like that. At least with the strippers you know that's what they're going to do and you can prepare yourself for it.

**** man. its not that i am bitching. its just that it reminded me that i will never have a women like that unless i have money and lots of it.
 

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You don't have to be with a stripper to get to see a woman naked. Normal guys see naked women all the time.
 

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You don't have to be with a stripper to get to see a woman naked. Normal guys see naked women all the time.

I once got a free lapdance because the stripper on the warm-up stage behind me kicked me in the back of the head while spinning on the pole.
 

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**** man. its not that i am bitching. its just that it reminded me that i will never have a women like that unless i have money and lots of it.

Why would you want to be in a relationship where the only thing that is keeping you together is money?
 

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**** man. its not that i am bitching. its just that it reminded me that i will never have a women like that unless i have money and lots of it.


fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son : Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College 1962
 

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Your Star said:
Why would you want to be in a relationship where the only thing that is keeping you together is money?

Because that's every relationship.

Know what the #1 cause for divorce in America is? Here's a hint - it's not infidelity.
 

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'cause you know they'll stay with you, at least as long as there's money. :mrgreen:

Wait, I thought this was the way guys tried to make us stay ;)

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Because that's every relationship.

Know what the #1 cause for divorce in America is? Here's a hint - it's not infidelity.

Money problems can break you up. But money should never bring someone together.
 

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**** man. its not that i am bitching. its just that it reminded me that i will never have a women like that unless i have money and lots of it.

A woman like what exactly? Don't get caught up on the tremendous skill she displays sliding up and down the stripper pole.

Hell, the thing I think about when i go to a strip club is that I am not going to have to be with a woman like that after I leave. That's the lure.
 

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I am in Kyev right now and I went to a strip club last night and received a private dance from this beautiful stripper. There was a lot of touching involved and I realized when it was over that I was in love with her. And I became jealous when she went to a table that was full of business men because they called her over. I don't ever plan on going to a strip club anymore it is too much teasing. I got to feel her all over and see her completely naked. Ah, why is life so unfair.

I also cried for several hours afterwards.
Actually if she is attracted to you physically and she likes your personality, you could get her number.
 

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You weren't in love with her, so don't delude yourself. You were there for lust, and that is all. She was just doing her job.
 

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Actually if she is attracted to you physically and she likes your personality, you could get her number.

Stop... stop!! You're killing me!!

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Actually if she is attracted to you physically and she likes your personality, you could get her number.

One time, I went to a strip club with a fellow LT. we went in and sat down and these two young ladies came over and sat at our table. I straight up told them that if they were looking to make any money they needed to find someone else because I wasn't spending a dime. They still stayed and talked with us for over an hour and all it cost me was a couple of cigs that I let one of them bum.
 

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Stop... stop!! You're killing me!!

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My friends and I have picked up strippers, their normal people. Just with a unique job.
 

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I am in Kyev right now and I went to a strip club last night and received a private dance from this beautiful stripper. There was a lot of touching involved and I realized when it was over that I was in love with her. And I became jealous when she went to a table that was full of business men because they called her over. I don't ever plan on going to a strip club anymore it is too much teasing. I got to feel her all over and see her completely naked. Ah, why is life so unfair.

I also cried for several hours afterwards.

You don't want to date a stripper. Trust me on that one.
 

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You don't want to date a stripper. Trust me on that one.

true dat. my property book clerk was dating a stripper. while we were deployed he let he move into his house. she promptly cheated on him with one of his friends and stole his furniture and motorcycle.
 

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I am in Kyev right now and I went to a strip club last night and received a private dance from this beautiful stripper. There was a lot of touching involved and I realized when it was over that I was in love with her. And I became jealous when she went to a table that was full of business men because they called her over. I don't ever plan on going to a strip club anymore it is too much teasing. I got to feel her all over and see her completely naked. Ah, why is life so unfair. I also cried for several hours afterwards.
Lap dance? Next time, spend a few Uncle Sam's and rent her for the whole friggin night.
 
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