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I am going to rent out an apartment down here in the Sewer (1 Viewer)

George_Washington

George_Washington

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After watching old re runs of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I have decided to move down here to the Sewer. The rent is very cheap, the stench isn't really all that awful (at least on certain Holidays) and I wouldn't have to worry about having my place broken into because nobody wants to come down here in the first place. So I am renting out a room in the upper west wing of the sewer, kind of where the Sewer's elite live, right by the large pile of human waste. My apartment won't have any windows but of course I will decorate the walls with fake pictures of the outdoors. I will also be on the look out for any green or red slime down here, much like was seen on Ghostbusters. It's obvious from anybody who's ever watched movies that Sewers actually hold a wealth of cool people, ghosts, and other interesting things. I have recently made friends with the giant rat known as Splinter and he has taught me some karate. Also, being that it's in the sewer, I can access my home from anywhere in the whole city. I don't even need a car. All I have to do is open any one of the many manholes.

Is there anybody else who wishes to rent apartments out down here? Hopefully the warden won't raise rent anytime soon...
 
I alreadt have a timeshare on the sixth level of Hell....this seems kinda like a downgrade
 
Originally posted by George Washington:
I wouldn't have to worry about having my place broken into because nobody wants to come down here in the first place.
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For years that was my phylosophy on not having my car stolen. I drove cars that were in such poor shape, nobody wanted them. The only time I ever had my car stolen was when I loaned it to a friend. When the cops caught up with him at a 7-Eleven and told him the car was reported stolen he responded, "This car ain't stolen, it's right here!" Later he told me he was the hit of Torrance PD.
 
Billo_Really said:
For years that was my phylosophy on not having my car stolen. I drove cars that were in such poor shape, nobody wanted them. The only time I ever had my car stolen was when I loaned it to a friend. When the cops caught up with him at a 7-Eleven and told him the car was reported stolen he responded, "This car ain't stolen, it's right here!" Later he told me he was the hit of Torrance PD.
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lol lol

You are most wise, Billo. I see you've always taken advantage of the great opprotunities that exist in sewer living. Did you know that Forbes magazine rated the Sewers the, "Hot new tendy urban living enviroment for young people?" In fact, Donald Trump himself is showcasing a VERY high end set of sewer condos beneath New York. Real estate analysts predict that in 10-20 years, 20% of New York's population will be living in the sewer.
 
George_Washington said:
After watching old re runs of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I have decided to move down here to the Sewer. The rent is very cheap, the stench isn't really all that awful (at least on certain Holidays) and I wouldn't have to worry about having my place broken into because nobody wants to come down here in the first place. So I am renting out a room in the upper west wing of the sewer, kind of where the Sewer's elite live, right by the large pile of human waste. My apartment won't have any windows but of course I will decorate the walls with fake pictures of the outdoors. I will also be on the look out for any green or red slime down here, much like was seen on Ghostbusters. It's obvious from anybody who's ever watched movies that Sewers actually hold a wealth of cool people, ghosts, and other interesting things. I have recently made friends with the giant rat known as Splinter and he has taught me some karate. Also, being that it's in the sewer, I can access my home from anywhere in the whole city. I don't even need a car. All I have to do is open any one of the many manholes.

Is there anybody else who wishes to rent apartments out down here? Hopefully the warden won't raise rent anytime soon...
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Hmm.... I might have to actually consider renting some of your rooms out for my employers. There going to be out of a job soon and they are mostly full of sh1t, so they would fit perfectly down here.
 
@_girL........ said:
Hmm.... I might have to actually consider renting some of your rooms out for my employers. There going to be out of a job soon and they are mostly full of sh1t, so they would fit perfectly down here.
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Sorry to hear about that. I will sell them in a room right under some 600 lbs. person's bathroom. :mrgreen:
 
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After watching old re runs of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I have decided to move down here to the Sewer. The rent is very cheap, the stench isn't really all that awful (at least on certain Holidays) and I wouldn't have to worry about having my place broken into because nobody wants to come down here in the first place. So I am renting out a room in the upper west wing of the sewer, kind of where the Sewer's elite live, right by the large pile of human waste. My apartment won't have any windows but of course I will decorate the walls with fake pictures of the outdoors. I will also be on the look out for any green or red slime down here, much like was seen on Ghostbusters. It's obvious from anybody who's ever watched movies that Sewers actually hold a wealth of cool people, ghosts, and other interesting things. I have recently made friends with the giant rat known as Splinter and he has taught me some karate. Also, being that it's in the sewer, I can access my home from anywhere in the whole city. I don't even need a car. All I have to do is open any one of the many manholes.

Is there anybody else who wishes to rent apartments out down here? Hopefully the warden won't raise rent anytime soon...
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This is my new HQ. The sewer is under the radar. Cnredd will have a harder time finding me here. Glad to have you here.
 
Ivan The Terrible said:
This is my new HQ. The sewer is under the radar. Cnredd will have a harder time finding me here. Glad to have you here.
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I hope you don't expect me to come into that place!!! I prefer the temple, thank you very much. Hey, I'll give you a cell phone, that way, if we need to communicate, I'll give ya a holla or you can jus holla back at me.
 
Ivan The Terrible said:
This is my new HQ. The sewer is under the radar. Cnredd will have a harder time finding me here. Glad to have you here.
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Good idea, Ivan. Yes, we'll make the Sewer our HQ. I am currently in the process of building and decorating our humble yet, EXTRAVAGANT lair. I am ordering green and white marble from Italy, stone from Ireland and Israel, plants from Japan, and other things like this. I am putting in a jacuzzi where we can throw parties in between battle plans and invite hot chicks and stuff. I am also throwing in a kick *** movie theater room with a Runco HDTV plasma projector, seats made out of genuine calf skin, and a $100,000 sound system. Of course down here in the sewer, there will also be our garage which will house our Ferrari's, Lamborghini's, and our other cool cars. After all, The President of the United States and his crew ride in style.
 
George_Washington said:
Good idea, Ivan. Yes, we'll make the Sewer our HQ. I am currently in the process of building and decorating our humble yet, EXTRAVAGANT lair. I am ordering green and white marble from Italy, stone from Ireland and Israel, plants from Japan, and other things like this. I am putting in a jacuzzi where we can throw parties in between battle plans and invite hot chicks and stuff. I am also throwing in a kick *** movie theater room with a Runco HDTV plasma projector, seats made out of genuine calf skin, and a $100,000 sound system. Of course down here in the sewer, there will also be our garage which will house our Ferrari's, Lamborghini's, and our other cool cars. After all, The President of the United States and his crew ride in style.
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Well... in that case, I can come in now and then!
 
His Excellency George_Washington,

Good idea, Ivan. Yes, we'll make the Sewer our HQ. I am currently in the process of building and decorating our humble yet, EXTRAVAGANT lair. I am ordering green and white marble from Italy, stone from Ireland and Israel, plants from Japan, and other things like this. I am putting in a jacuzzi where we can throw parties in between battle plans and invite hot chicks and stuff. I am also throwing in a kick *** movie theater room with a Runco HDTV plasma projector, seats made out of genuine calf skin, and a $100,000 sound system. Of course down here in the sewer, there will also be our garage which will house our Ferrari's, Lamborghini's, and our other cool cars. After all, The President of the United States and his crew ride in style.
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Great! But we need a supply of David Sunflower seeds. Do you know Were I can get them in bulk?
 
George_Washington said:
After watching old re runs of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I have decided to move down here to the Sewer. The rent is very cheap, the stench isn't really all that awful (at least on certain Holidays) and I wouldn't have to worry about having my place broken into because nobody wants to come down here in the first place. So I am renting out a room in the upper west wing of the sewer, kind of where the Sewer's elite live, right by the large pile of human waste. My apartment won't have any windows but of course I will decorate the walls with fake pictures of the outdoors. I will also be on the look out for any green or red slime down here, much like was seen on Ghostbusters. It's obvious from anybody who's ever watched movies that Sewers actually hold a wealth of cool people, ghosts, and other interesting things. I have recently made friends with the giant rat known as Splinter and he has taught me some karate. Also, being that it's in the sewer, I can access my home from anywhere in the whole city. I don't even need a car. All I have to do is open any one of the many manholes.

Is there anybody else who wishes to rent apartments out down here? Hopefully the warden won't raise rent anytime soon...
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Cool. I am renting an outhouse right now. Perhaps I can sublet the basement to you. :)
 
Well, Warden teacher cordially invited me to come visit the catacombs of Debate Politics and discover the warped sub-culture that he said I would fit in so well with. I wasn't sure if that was a compliment or not. Knowing the Warden, I am sure it was not. Oh well, I digress.

Just the same. Here I am. What the hell is that smell?

I guess the first order of business would be to welcome George "I cannot tell a lie" Washington to his new digs here in the Sewer. I hope you have found your home sweet home George. I wish you many years of contention.

Then, I suppose, I should make some sort of contribution. Perhaps a nice house-warming gift for George is in order.

Here it comes........

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FLUSH! <Whoosh>
 
How is IVAN THE TERRIBLE George Washington's top aide or whatever...?

Aren't you MASTER to us all? (in your mind that is;) )

But seriously, WTF?
 
Ivan The Terrible said:
George_Washington,

What type of Beer would you like?
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I would like a Guinness, please.

Captain_America that is such a disgusting gift. In the words of the Godfather, what have I done to make you treat me with such disrespect, especially in my own home?
 
George_Washington said:
I would like a Guinness, please.

Captain_America that is such a disgusting gift. In the words of the Godfather, what have I done to make you treat me with such disrespect, especially in my own home?
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Remember when you chooped down that cherry tree? Well, I was in it you azzho':2mad:

My girlfriend told me that she had lost her cherry. I was climbing around up there looking for it and the next thing I know I woke up on the ground. You bastard! You suck!

Uh.....I'll have a Guiness too please.:drink Make me a shamrock in the foam.
 
BodiSatva,


How is IVAN THE TERRIBLE George Washington's top aide or whatever...?

Aren't you MASTER to us all? (in your mind that is )

But seriously, WTF?
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One must pay respect to the Commander and Chief. As far as influence and authority I consider him an equal. While I am in his nation I give him aid.
 
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