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How to tweet JUST like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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How to tweet like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a tutorial.





Step 1: Always include a picture of yourself wearing nerd glasses.



Step 2: Remind people of your illustrious minor in economics.




Step 3: Compose an easily understandable but false comparison, for maximum outrage. "If GM can build a car, why doesn't the flu vaccine cure the common cold???"



Step 4: Be sure to include a comprehensive study from a noted publication, like Mother Jones, the Working Families Party Monthly, or the Weekly World News.Note: Ensure the study includes the word, "TRILLIONS" a bunch of times.




Note: At this point, right-wing, reactionary nazis who hate puppies will start to attack you with silly things like "facts", and "math." Be not afraid, move on to step 5.



Step 5: Feel free to crib this quote,"Oh, I see the fascist, Republican racists are terrified of a totally gorgeous woman like me who knows everything and is always right and is like totally in charge of all three chambers of government now!"




That's it. Go ye forth and change the world.
 
I'd rather tweet like Trump and just spew random words that don't always make sense. Tweeting like Alexandria sounds like too much work.
 
I'd rather tweet like Trump and just spew random words that don't always make sense. Tweeting like Alexandria sounds like too much work.


I think he does it on purpose just to drive his opponents crazy
 
Nothing Alex tweets can top Trump stuff like Covfefe and smocking gun.

You gotta be a special kind of ignoramus to come up with such stupidity.
 
Actually, this thread shows more of how to post like a conservatives

1. Make stuff up void of any intelligence, or any real argument
2. Deflect
3. personally attack someone to deflect from the substance of their arguments (like this OP does)

Conservatives have no facts, no logic, no reasoning, which is why they hate her so much, and all liberals, they have nothing. No rebuttal to her position other than to throw out stupid stuff like "communist!" and other petty stuff, like this OP. they know it. So flinging poo is all they have
 
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Nothing Alex tweets can top Trump stuff like Covfefe and smocking gun.

You gotta be a special kind of ignoramus to come up with such stupidity.


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Ah, the Ocasio Obsession again...
 
Actually, this thread shows more of how to post like a conservatives

1. Make stuff up void of any intelligence, or any real argument
2. make stuff up
3. Deflect
4. personally attack someone to deflect from the substance of their arguments (like this OP does)

Conservatives have no facts, no logic, no reasoning, which is why they hate her so much, and all liberals, they have nothing. No rebuttal to her position other than to throw out stupid stuff like "communist!" and other petty stuff, like this OP. they know it. So flinging poo is all they have



Cortez has no idea concept of basic economics. She actually thinks socialism would work

 
Nothing Alex tweets can top Trump stuff like Covfefe and smocking gun.

You gotta be a special kind of ignoramus to come up with such stupidity.

Don't forget his "boarder security" either. Those boarders are out of control!

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump
Arizona, together with our Military and Border Patrol, is bracing for a massive surge at a NON-WALLED area. WE WILL NOT LET THEM THROUGH. Big danger. Nancy and Chuck must approve Boarder Security and the Wall!


9:15 PM - Dec 6, 2018
 
Like an good teenage girl, our very stable genius President turns to twitter to get back at the haters.


I am pretty sure that is what it was created for. So liberals can share their opinions with the world and then cry whenever they are criticized
 
How to tweet like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a tutorial.





Step 1: Always include a picture of yourself wearing nerd glasses.



Step 2: Remind people of your illustrious minor in economics.




Step 3: Compose an easily understandable but false comparison, for maximum outrage. "If GM can build a car, why doesn't the flu vaccine cure the common cold???"



Step 4: Be sure to include a comprehensive study from a noted publication, like Mother Jones, the Working Families Party Monthly, or the Weekly World News.Note: Ensure the study includes the word, "TRILLIONS" a bunch of times.




Note: At this point, right-wing, reactionary nazis who hate puppies will start to attack you with silly things like "facts", and "math." Be not afraid, move on to step 5.



Step 5: Feel free to crib this quote,"Oh, I see the fascist, Republican racists are terrified of a totally gorgeous woman like me who knows everything and is always right and is like totally in charge of all three chambers of government now!"




That's it. Go ye forth and change the world.

Except that that's not how she tweets.

You seem really easily confused by all this.

And you're a really good plagiarist, as well. https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/h...-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-in-five-easy-steps/

My advice would be that if you're so dishonest you have to plagiarize, make sure it's not from an idiot like Crowder.

You're welcome!
 
If Ocasio-Cortez can learn to emulate Chump's tweeting style, she might become a darling for Late Night TV.

 
1. Make stuff up void of any intelligence, or any real argument
2. Deflect
3. personally attack someone to deflect from the substance of their arguments (like this OP does)

Di you steal this from Michael Avenatti's playbook?
 
She's the best thing to come down the pike in a while. She's living rent free inside the empty heads of deplorables.
 
She's the best thing to come down the pike in a while. She's living rent free inside the empty heads of deplorables.

She doesn't need to. She has plenty of room in her own head.
 
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