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For a Texas Republican (which is supposed to be a REAL Republican, not a fvcking Democrat or Neocon), Rick Perry has turned out to be more of a Socialist a$$hole than any Democrat which ever occupied the office of Governor here in Texas. I will give my reasons in the next paragraph, and in the following paragraph, I will show everyone how to hell Rick Perry to go fvck himself, right in his fvcking a$$. BTW, George Bush fits in this thread too. Everyone knows how I cannot stand Bush, but guess what? I would like him back here as Governor. I miss Bush now. That is how bad Perry sucks. Why? Because, under Perry, the great rugged individualist state of Texas is rapidly turning into a "tax you up the a$$" state that would give the most Liberal Democrat wet dreams galore.
Perry's latest Socialist move? He has added a dollar a pack tax to the price of cigarettes. But that is not the kicker. The kicker is, when he signed the legislation, he claimed that he was doing it so he could reduce property taxes. Guess what? Despite the surplus in the Texas budget, required by the Texas Constitution, the promise of property tax reduction has not been kept. The result? The government gets to steal more of our hard-earned money. Texas has just become worse than the fvcking IRS.
Now the good part - How to tell Rick Perry to go fvck himself, and keep your own hard earned money while you are at it. Note: This only works for smokers.
Buy your own bulk premium tobacco by the pound, your own rolling tubes, complete with filters, and a Supermatic cigarette injector, which you can use to make a pack of cigarettes in about 10 minutes. I went one step further. I paid $450.00 for a Fresh Choice electric cigarette maker, which makes a pack in 2 minutes. The machine itself is based on a patent that Philip Morris bought from the original inventor, then sat on in order to keep it off the market. The patent finally expired a couple of years ago, and several companies are now making and selling them.
Bottom line? The cigarette tax is on cigarettes, not the raw materials, and Federal law gives you the right to manufacture your own cigarettes for personal use only. So now, I am making my own premium cigarettes for about 8 dollars a carton, and not paying one red cent of Perry's Socialist highway robbery.
Every time I light up a cigarette, I am giving a big fat fvcking middle finger to Uber Republican/Democrat/Socialist Rick Perry. To Rick Perry, as I take a big fat fvcking drag on my own cigarette, which tastes just as fvckiong good as a Marlboro - Go fvck yourself, right in the a$$. I win. You lose, d!ckhead. And that, my friends, is satisfaction.
Perry's latest Socialist move? He has added a dollar a pack tax to the price of cigarettes. But that is not the kicker. The kicker is, when he signed the legislation, he claimed that he was doing it so he could reduce property taxes. Guess what? Despite the surplus in the Texas budget, required by the Texas Constitution, the promise of property tax reduction has not been kept. The result? The government gets to steal more of our hard-earned money. Texas has just become worse than the fvcking IRS.
Now the good part - How to tell Rick Perry to go fvck himself, and keep your own hard earned money while you are at it. Note: This only works for smokers.
Buy your own bulk premium tobacco by the pound, your own rolling tubes, complete with filters, and a Supermatic cigarette injector, which you can use to make a pack of cigarettes in about 10 minutes. I went one step further. I paid $450.00 for a Fresh Choice electric cigarette maker, which makes a pack in 2 minutes. The machine itself is based on a patent that Philip Morris bought from the original inventor, then sat on in order to keep it off the market. The patent finally expired a couple of years ago, and several companies are now making and selling them.
Bottom line? The cigarette tax is on cigarettes, not the raw materials, and Federal law gives you the right to manufacture your own cigarettes for personal use only. So now, I am making my own premium cigarettes for about 8 dollars a carton, and not paying one red cent of Perry's Socialist highway robbery.
Every time I light up a cigarette, I am giving a big fat fvcking middle finger to Uber Republican/Democrat/Socialist Rick Perry. To Rick Perry, as I take a big fat fvcking drag on my own cigarette, which tastes just as fvckiong good as a Marlboro - Go fvck yourself, right in the a$$. I win. You lose, d!ckhead. And that, my friends, is satisfaction.
