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Infinite Chaos

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Sometimes true life leaves me speechless.

The army sent an explosive ordnance disposal team to Gloucestershire Royal Infirmary yesterday morning (December 2) after a patient told staff he had the ammunition stuck in his bottom.


I have so many questions but I don’t know where to begin.
 
Sounds like he was going for an explosive orgasm.
 
Most embarassing.
 
Yikes
Guess he was running around naked and fell on the shell?

From the article.
"It is understood he told staff he fell on the World War Two shell."
 
Yikes
Guess he was running around naked and fell on the shell?

From the article.
"It is understood he told staff he fell on the World War Two shell."

You have to think there's be a more convincing explanation - even a sexual one would be less embarrassing than that one but I did wonder when I read it how he was walking around to suddenly slip and achieve a bullseye with an artillery shell.
 
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