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How can I serve my country????

Red Crow

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Obama gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

He has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Obama says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Obama Says , "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Obama says,"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Obama says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
 

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By "the People" you mean those who agree with you, or do the rest of us not get a vote?
 

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Obama gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

He has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Obama says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Obama Says , "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Obama says,"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Obama says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Har, Har, jokes about the assassination of the president are always so funny...:roll:
 

Gray_Fox_86

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Har, Har, jokes about the assassination of the president are always so funny...:roll:
Yikes! People sometimes have no sense of humor. While the joke was not that funny. It was not that bad. There were plenty of more jokes on Dubya because the media is far left. So that made it easier for people to joke around due to Dubya and the fact that he did a lot of stupid things also didn't hurt as well.
 
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