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Finally- The Film That's Taken the World by Storm is Finally Here on DVD- BIG BIRD IN CHINA
What Rolling Stones Magazine calls the biggest DVD release of the year, is finally here! The classic film is back and with a fresh look. The special edition contains the orignal uncut version plus a very rare and lost 45 minute segment, directed and produced by Martin Scorsese.
You'll thrill with unequaled awe as you watch the illustrious Big Bird travel through China with his big, fluffy dog friend, barkley! You'll shriek in terror as Big Bird faces his deadly arch nemesis, THE MONKEY KING, all in 5.1 channel Dolby Digital surround sound!
The Scorsese 45 minute segment is a real treat for fans. It features the following voice talents:
-Robert Deniro as Kermit
-Ray Liotta as Gonzo
-Joe Pesci as The Cookie Monster
-Al Pacino as The Count
The lost Scorsese segment features new film titled, WHO WHACKED THE COOKIE MONSTER? It's about, WHAT IF BIG BIRD WAS A MOB BOSS? Check out the scene below where Gonzo is first warned about the upcoming hit on the cookie monster:
Kermit: Yo, Gonzo, how you doin?
Gonzo: Hey, ho, hey, yo. BADA BING. I'm doin ok, forget 'bout it.
Kermit: I've been hearing some things.
Gonzo: What things?
Kermit: You know, things.
Gonzo: That thing you talked about the other day?
Kermit: No, the other thing.
Gonzo: The thing with the other thing that happened last Tuesday?
Kermit: No, damn it, the thing with the cookie monster! I heard someone is trying to whack him.
Gonzo: Oh my God, but who?
Kermit: I don't know but Big Bird wants to know soon...because there's a rat in da family.
Witness the following scene where Big Bird and friends are hanging out at the COPACABANA with The Cookie Monster, the outfit's top hitman.
The Cookie Monster: Wait, wait, that's not even the joke. I was walking down the street and this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, you're the Cookie Monster, right?" So I says, "What's it to you, wise guy?" He says, "I just want some Oreo Cookies." I said, "You want my friggin cookies?" He says, "Yeah, I want yo friggin cookies!" So I says to dis guy, "You want my friggin cookies, you gotta take 'em out of my friggin ***!"
(Laughter)
Gonzo: You're a funny guy, Cookie!
The Cookie Monster: What do you mean I'm funny?
Gonzo: It's just you're funny, what?
The Cookie Monster: You said it. How am I funny? Am I a clown, am I here to amuse you?
Gonzo: No, no, it's not that.
The Cookie Monster: Then tell me, how am I so friggin funny, tell me!
Gonzo: Shut the frig up, Cookie!
Witness the TEAR JERKING SCENE where Gonzo and Kermit find out that the Cookie Monster has been whacked.
Kermit: They whacked him, they friggin whacked him.
(Sobs)
Gonzo: Oh my God...Cookie.
Kermit: I've known the guy since I was 12. We used to steal building blocks and crayola crayon cartons together. We were the toughest gangsters on Sesame Street, that's for sure.
Gonzo: We need to find out who did the whacking.
Encounter intense dramatic scenes as The Count, played by Al Pacino, offers some advice.
The Count: So, you wanted to talk to me, Count Corleone, huh?
Kermit: Yeah. Somebody's whacked cookie and I need to find out who.
The Count: Ok, I'll tell you. It was...It was...It was...
Kermit: Spit it out already!
The Count: It was..............MISS PIGGY.
Kermit: HUH?
The Count: Yeah. He cheated on her with some Latin broad from south east Sesame Street. So she whacked him.
Kermit: Wow.
Indeed, Big Bird in China is a film that cannot be missed. Look at what some famous Hollywood names are saying about it:
"Big Bird in China is an amazing film, it makes Titanic look like a cheap, low budget movie." - James Cameron
"After watching this film, I finally realize what a failure of a director I've been all these years." - Steven Spielberg
"I had orginally wanted to put Big Bird in my film, The Passion, but my assistants told me that it wouldn't have fit in with an accurate portrayal of the New Testament. Boy, was I a fool." - Mel Gibson
"I had orginally put Kermit and Gonzo in my film, The Davinci Code, except the scenes were later cut by my editor. I'm going to fire him." - Ron Howard
"The special effects in, Big Bird in China truly surpass anything I have ever done." - George Lucas
What Rolling Stones Magazine calls the biggest DVD release of the year, is finally here! The classic film is back and with a fresh look. The special edition contains the orignal uncut version plus a very rare and lost 45 minute segment, directed and produced by Martin Scorsese.
You'll thrill with unequaled awe as you watch the illustrious Big Bird travel through China with his big, fluffy dog friend, barkley! You'll shriek in terror as Big Bird faces his deadly arch nemesis, THE MONKEY KING, all in 5.1 channel Dolby Digital surround sound!
The Scorsese 45 minute segment is a real treat for fans. It features the following voice talents:
-Robert Deniro as Kermit
-Ray Liotta as Gonzo
-Joe Pesci as The Cookie Monster
-Al Pacino as The Count
The lost Scorsese segment features new film titled, WHO WHACKED THE COOKIE MONSTER? It's about, WHAT IF BIG BIRD WAS A MOB BOSS? Check out the scene below where Gonzo is first warned about the upcoming hit on the cookie monster:
Kermit: Yo, Gonzo, how you doin?
Gonzo: Hey, ho, hey, yo. BADA BING. I'm doin ok, forget 'bout it.
Kermit: I've been hearing some things.
Gonzo: What things?
Kermit: You know, things.
Gonzo: That thing you talked about the other day?
Kermit: No, the other thing.
Gonzo: The thing with the other thing that happened last Tuesday?
Kermit: No, damn it, the thing with the cookie monster! I heard someone is trying to whack him.
Gonzo: Oh my God, but who?
Kermit: I don't know but Big Bird wants to know soon...because there's a rat in da family.
Witness the following scene where Big Bird and friends are hanging out at the COPACABANA with The Cookie Monster, the outfit's top hitman.
The Cookie Monster: Wait, wait, that's not even the joke. I was walking down the street and this guy comes up to me and says, "Hey, you're the Cookie Monster, right?" So I says, "What's it to you, wise guy?" He says, "I just want some Oreo Cookies." I said, "You want my friggin cookies?" He says, "Yeah, I want yo friggin cookies!" So I says to dis guy, "You want my friggin cookies, you gotta take 'em out of my friggin ***!"
(Laughter)
Gonzo: You're a funny guy, Cookie!
The Cookie Monster: What do you mean I'm funny?
Gonzo: It's just you're funny, what?
The Cookie Monster: You said it. How am I funny? Am I a clown, am I here to amuse you?
Gonzo: No, no, it's not that.
The Cookie Monster: Then tell me, how am I so friggin funny, tell me!
Gonzo: Shut the frig up, Cookie!
Witness the TEAR JERKING SCENE where Gonzo and Kermit find out that the Cookie Monster has been whacked.
Kermit: They whacked him, they friggin whacked him.
(Sobs)
Gonzo: Oh my God...Cookie.
Kermit: I've known the guy since I was 12. We used to steal building blocks and crayola crayon cartons together. We were the toughest gangsters on Sesame Street, that's for sure.
Gonzo: We need to find out who did the whacking.
Encounter intense dramatic scenes as The Count, played by Al Pacino, offers some advice.
The Count: So, you wanted to talk to me, Count Corleone, huh?
Kermit: Yeah. Somebody's whacked cookie and I need to find out who.
The Count: Ok, I'll tell you. It was...It was...It was...
Kermit: Spit it out already!
The Count: It was..............MISS PIGGY.
Kermit: HUH?
The Count: Yeah. He cheated on her with some Latin broad from south east Sesame Street. So she whacked him.
Kermit: Wow.
Indeed, Big Bird in China is a film that cannot be missed. Look at what some famous Hollywood names are saying about it:
"Big Bird in China is an amazing film, it makes Titanic look like a cheap, low budget movie." - James Cameron
"After watching this film, I finally realize what a failure of a director I've been all these years." - Steven Spielberg
"I had orginally wanted to put Big Bird in my film, The Passion, but my assistants told me that it wouldn't have fit in with an accurate portrayal of the New Testament. Boy, was I a fool." - Mel Gibson
"I had orginally put Kermit and Gonzo in my film, The Davinci Code, except the scenes were later cut by my editor. I'm going to fire him." - Ron Howard
"The special effects in, Big Bird in China truly surpass anything I have ever done." - George Lucas