Ok, then talk about it. I can't wait.
I thought you'd never ask.
US occupation of Nicaragua (1912-1933)
US coup and occupation in Haiti (1915-1934)
US coup and occuption in Dominican Republic (1903, 1904, 1916-1924)
US occupation of South Korea from provisional gov and support of dictator Syngman Rhee (1945-1948)
US backed regime change efforts in Albania (1949-1953)
Iran CIA backed coup (1953)
Guatemala CIA backed coup (1954)
US support of Alfredo Stroessner in Paraguay, brought to power in coup (1954)
Attempts by the CIA to depose Sukarno in Phillippines (1957-59)
Congo coup (1960)
Bay of Pigs (1961)
Operation Mongoose (1961)
South Vietnam coup (1963)
Brazil coup (1964)
Ghana coup (1966)
Bolivia coup (1971)
Chile coup (1973)
Argentina coup, US endorsed and supported (1976)
Operation Condor (assassinations of opposition leaders in South America) (1976)
Salvadoran coup (1979)
US backed UNITA rebels, Angola (1980-1982)
US backed Contras rebels (1981-1987)
US support of Chad dictator (1982)
US backing of Taliban (1979-1989)
Iraq War (2003)
Syria, Timber Sycamore (2012-2017)
US support of Yemen bombing campaign (2014-present)
Freezing Afghan Bank Funds (2021-present)
Other winners:
Hawaii coup (1893)
"Banana Wars" Honduras (1903-1925)
Cuba occupation (1906-1909)
Our benevolent government...