Homosex is Unsafe 2! The return of NikEy (1 Viewer)

[NikEy]

aS most of you kNOw i was banned for my radical views on the unsafeness of Homosex. after proving my right of free speech guaranteed to my self by the power of the united states i was allowed to come back.

nOw you may ask. "Hey NikEy why is homosex unsafe?" aNd i will tell you. BECASE I KNOW.

Fact #1:

the penus can only withstand a temputer of up to 52 degrees Celsius. the Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees at it's most volatile.

Conclusion:

the azzhole is NOT A SAFE PLACE to keep your penus.

 

[shuamort]

aS most of you kNOw i was banned for my radical views on the unsafeness of Homosex.

Then what are you doing back?

after proving my right of free speech guaranteed to my self by the power of the united states i was allowed to come back.

Oh, well, the power of the united states doesn't apply to free speech on a private message board.

nOw you may ask. "Hey NikEy why is homosex unsafe?" aNd i will tell you. BECASE I KNOW.

...from experience.

Fact #1:

Let it be known that "facts" without proof are hereby noted as opinions. Batshit crazy opinions. Let's go ahead.

the penus

The what?

can only withstand a temputer of up to 52 degrees Celsius.

For us yanks, that's about 125 degrees Fahrenheit. Without proof, I'd give a dubious note, but I'll let this one slide (pun intended).

the Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees at it's most volatile.

Now, water boils at 100 degrees celsius (212 degrees Fahrenheit). 106 C is about 223. That's one hot ***! But let's break that down before making a pot of Mac and Cheese in that hole.

We all know that taking the temperature orally should produce a reading of about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Should the reading deviate just a couple degrees, we've got a problem. Should the temperature deviate, oh, let's say 10 degrees, we're close to death. Now, a rectal or ear (tympanic membrane) temperature reading is 0.5 to 1°F (0.3 to 0.6 °C) higher than an oral temperature reading. In most adults, an oral temperature above 100 °F(37.8 °C) or a rectal or ear temperature above 101 °F(38.3 °C) is considered a fever. A child has a fever when his or her rectal temperature is 100.4 °F(38 °C) or higher NikEy's got his shoe and head up his arse if he thinks that a "Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees".

Conclusion:

NikEy is a drooling idiot that obsesses so much about the Gay that his subscription to Honcho for "scientific reasons" won't ever run out.

the azzhole is NOT A SAFE PLACE to keep your penus.

Keep? Nah, thrust repeat enjoy? Sure. :mrgreen:

 

[teacher]

The Warden welcomes NikEy back.

aS most of you kNOw i was banned for my radical views on the unsafeness of Homosex. after proving my right of free speech guaranteed to my self by the power of the united states i was allowed to come back.

nOw you may ask. "Hey NikEy why is homosex unsafe?" aNd i will tell you. BECASE I KNOW.

Fact #1:

the penus can only withstand a temputer of up to 52 degrees Celsius. the Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees at it's most volatile.

Conclusion:

the azzhole is NOT A SAFE PLACE to keep your penus.

Welcome back. Didn't read The Basement rules and what it takes to dwell in The Dungeaon, did ya?

Now go play in The Sewer where this bullshit belongs.

 

[NikEy]

Hi shuamort, :2wave:

Oh, well, the power of the united states doesn't apply to free speech on a private message board.

duDe you are totally wrong. reaD my sig.

from experience

yEs and it's bad.

Let it be known that "facts" without proof are hereby noted as opinions.

i aGree...

The what?

uh.. you know the ding dong... the wii wii.

Now, water boils at 100 degrees celsius (212 degrees Fahrenheit). 106 C is about 223. That's one hot ***! But let's break that down before making a pot of Mac and Cheese in that hole.

We all know that taking the temperature orally should produce a reading of about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Should the reading deviate just a couple degrees, we've got a problem. Should the temperature deviate, oh, let's say 10 degrees, we're close to death. Now, a rectal or ear (tympanic membrane) temperature reading is 0.5 to 1°F (0.3 to 0.6 °C) higher than an oral temperature reading. In most adults, an oral temperature above 100 °F(37.8 °C) or a rectal or ear temperature above 101 °F(38.3 °C) is considered a fever. A child has a fever when his or her rectal temperature is 100.4 °F(38 °C) or higher NikEy's got his shoe and head up his arse if he thinks that a "Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees".

oOops... i must have got'en faHrenheit mixed up with the other thing. tHat changes my calculations.

Keep? Nah, thrust repeat enjoy? Sure

i don't know what you mean...

 

[cherokee]

NikEy,
Were you born this f.ucking stupid?

You have got to be the dumbest motherf.ucker I have met.
Maybe its time your re-examine your life..
Stop beating off to cartoons and pull that “Barbie” out of you’re a$$.
Get a life dip$hit!

 

[NikEy]

Hi cherokee, :2wave:

Were you born this f.ucking stupid?

dude i'm nOt supid you just want homOsex to be safe. i unDerstand that you like it but i have to at least warn you.

You have got to be the dumbest motherf.ucker I have met.

if your so smart wHy don't you PROVE homOsex is safe?

Get a life dip$hit!

i don't know waht you mean...

 

[cherokee]

NikEy;434909]Hi cherokee, :2wave:
dude i'm nOt supid you just want homOsex to be safe. i unDerstand that you like it but i have to at least warn you.

You didn’t do very well in school did you? I know its been 15 years but dont quit now when you're so close to moving on to the 6th grade.

FYI, dip$hit I'm not gay and just so you know I've never met one in person,
but I can ask the 2 or so here at the site if what they do is safe or not.
I think I'll take their word over a dumbazz like you.

if your so smart wHy don't you PROVE homOsex is safe?

Hey bitchboy you made the claim it wasn’t …Back up your own bullshit

i don't know waht you mean...

That’s because you’re a f.ucking idiot.

 

[NikEy]

Hi aGain cherokee,

You didn’t do very well in school did you? I know its been 15 years but dont quit now when you're so close to moving on to the 6th grade.

i didn't go to skool.

FYI, dip$hit I'm not gay and just so you know I've never met one in person,
but I can ask the 2 or so here at the site if what they do is safe or not.
I think I'll take their word over a dumbazz like you.

iF you think THey will tell you the truth about homOsex you are not right. :doh

wHy do you want homOsex if your not a hoMo?

Hey bitchboy you made the claim it wasn’t …Back up your own bullshit

i have to re-calculate the human Azz heat and pressure to fit faHrenheit.

That’s because you’re a f.ucking idiot.

you lost me?

 

[cherokee]

NikEy;434943]Hi aGain cherokee,
i didn't go to skool.

That explains a lot about you..

iF you think THey will tell you the truth about homOsex you are not right. :doh

Why would they lie?

wHy do you want homOsex if your not a hoMo?

Show me where I said I did. hmmm?
Anyway did you have a bad gay experience with your sock puppet?

i have to re-calculate the human Azz heat and pressure to fit faHrenheit.

Maybe Hitler was right about people like you?...

you lost me?

That’s not hard to do...

 

[NikEy]

cherokee your my new friend!

That explains a lot about you..

um... exzackly?

Why would they lie?

to trIck you. man you sUre are naive. :doh

Show me where I said I did. hmmm?

yOu said:

You have got to be the dumbest motherf.ucker I have met.

i thought you did not like the FACT that homOsex is unsafe.

Anyway did you have a bad gay experience with your sock puppet?

i don't know what you mean...

 

[cherokee]

NikEy;434957]cherokee your my new friend!

Kool! My last friend lasted only two days before he discovered what an axe was.
His brain tasted like chicken...:2wave:

 

[NikEy]

Kool! My last friend lasted only two days before he discovered what an axe was.
His brain tasted like chicken...:2wave:

huMmm, hummmm, so human brain taste like chicken. i'LL have to try it! :lol:

 

[saggyjones]

nikey, i know your just messng around, but you are one messed up dude lol

 

[Doremus Jessup]

How did you learn to type like that, butt****er?

 

[Kelzie]

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

 

[NikEy]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein

I aGree! you people can't eVen understand the unsafeNess of homosex...

 

[Hatuey]

I aGree! you people can't eVen understand the unsafeNess of homosex...

Gays aren't the only ones who do anal.

 

[NikEy]

Gays aren't the only ones who do anal.

But they dO it thE most! and in such acTion they put the penus of many in danger.

 

[americanwoman]

:afraid: Not NikEy again! :slapme:

But they dO it thE most! and in such acTion they put the penus of many in danger

How? Personal experience maybe........

 

[NikEy]

HI amErikanwomAn, :2wave:

are you really a lady Or are you lIeing like the oTher ameRikan wOman? :doh

How?

if you are a wOman you will not understand the PAIN of puting you penus in danger. But as i have stated.

Fact #1:

the penus can only withstand a temputer of up to 52 degrees Celsius. the Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees at it's most volatile.

Conclusion:

the azzhole is NOT A SAFE PLACE to keep your penus.

 

[Kelzie]

HI amErikanwomAn, :2wave:

are you really a lady Or are you lIeing like the oTher ameRikan wOman? :doh



if you are a wOman you will not understand the PAIN of puting you penus in danger. But as i have stated.

Fact #1:

the penus can only withstand a temputer of up to 52 degrees Celsius. the Human azzhole can produce 106 degrees at it's most volatile.

Conclusion:

the azzhole is NOT A SAFE PLACE to keep your penus.

Wow wait, I'm sorry. The ******* can produce 106 degrees Celsius? You realize this is well over boiling right? I mean, I've seen some hot asses in my day, but that's just a little too much.

And 52 degrees Celsius is 125 degrees Fahrenheit. So, yes Viriginia, human penis's are safe from third degree burns if they decide to go anal.

 

[americanwoman]

Wow wait, I'm sorry. The ******* can produce 106 degrees Celsius? You realize this is well over boiling right? I mean, I've seen some hot asses in my day, but that's just a little too much.

And 52 degrees Celsius is 125 degrees Fahrenheit. So, yes Viriginia, human penis's are safe from third degree burns if they decide to go anal.

maybe his partner ate some habeneros the night before......:shock:

 

[NikEy]

:2wave: Hi KelziEy,

Wow wait, I'm sorry. The ******* can produce 106 degrees Celsius?

What is a "*******" ? I think you are talking abOut the human azzhole is thAt righT? if it Is the answer is yes.

You realize this is well over boiling right?

SooooOOoo?

And 52 degrees Celsius is 125 degrees Fahrenheit. So, yes Viriginia, human penis's are safe from third degree burns if they decide to go anal.

thAt's a load of crAp and you know it! frOm your pic i think youR a lady so you Don't KNOW. by the wAy what's a "penis"?

 

[NikEy]

maybe his partner ate some habeneros the night before......:shock:

i don't knOw what you mean....

 

[RightinNYC]

This thread is a national treasure.

Easily top 5 favorite DP threads of all time.:lol: