Help capture teacher the terrorist, and restore the basement thanks button

[danarhea]

If anyone has noticed, there seems to be something missing here in the basement - A thanks button. The reason it isn't here is that teacher, known to his underworld compatriots as "The Grinch", stole it, in a vile act of terrorism. In the interest of Debate Politics, I contacted the FBI and the Justice Department. A Grand Jury will be convened soon, but right now, the FBI wants a statement from everybody here, and will be monitoring this thread for those statements.

Now comes the fun part :mrgreen:

Give the FBI a statement as to the known whereabouts of teacher, and the stolen thanks button.

 

[danarhea]

If anyone has noticed, there seems to be something missing here in the basement - A thanks button. The reason it isn't here is that teacher, known to his underworld compatriots as "The Grinch", stole it, in a vile act of terrorism. In the interest of Debate Politics, I contacted the FBI and the Justice Department. A Grand Jury will be convened soon, but right now, the FBI wants a statement from everybody here, and will be monitoring this thread for those statements.

Now comes the fun part :mrgreen:

Give the FBI a statement as to the known whereabouts of teacher, and the stolen thanks button.

Here is my statement to the FBI:

"Well, sir, the first clue is that teacher knows a lot about building pyramids. My advise is to look at all the pyramids in Egypt, until you find one that wasn't there before. I believe you will find him inside that pyramid masturbating, while thanking his hand every 2 minutes."