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I got 17! WOOT!
I got 17! WOOT!
This shall be the new facebook "count up how many you've done and pass it to your friends" meme. Yes it shall.
I got 17! WOOT!
Certain things on that list are very questionable from a Biblical standpoint.
Sports fans?? :doh
Certain things on that list are very questionable from a Biblical standpoint.
Sports fans?? :doh
No Bible verse specifically prohibits masturbation either.
No specific prohibition against gambling either. Though there are some general admonishments that could be taken as being somewhat against gambling, nothing explicit I know of.
No Bible verse specifically prohibits masturbation either.
No Bible verse specifically prohibits masturbation either.
Genesis 38:9-10 Onan, however, knew that the descendants would not be counted as his; so whenever he had relations with his brother's widow, he wasted his seed on the ground, to avoid contributing offspring for his brother.
What he did greatly offended the LORD, and the LORD took his life too.
It's OK as long as you don't jizz.
He wasn't masterbating though.
It's OK as long as you don't jizz.
You can't jizz or think about the opposite sex right? Cause Jesus said that was adultery and adultery is bad, mmkay?
I'd have a hard time jerking it with those rules.
And thus, the lord created Plushies.
I don't even want to google what a plushie is...
EDIT: stuffed animals, really? People are ****ed up.
It's OK as long as you don't jizz.
Actually, this verse is taken out of context all the time. Onan's sin was not that he was "spilling his seed" it's that he was in violation of a direct command from God to have children with his brother's widow. Reading the rest of the chapter, instead of just that one verse, makes this apparent. The only Biblical command that may apply to masturbation is to not lust. If you can choke the chicken without lusting, you're good to go.
This concludes my PSA for the afternoon.
I got 17! WOOT!
There's actually a parable about that . . . I remember my Dad preaching from it when I was 12.
Talk about being ****ing embarassed - my Dad the minister and at home nudist talking about a boy masturbating on Sunday Morning. *facepalm*
Guessing you missed Pagan, Witches and psychic and child molester
I counted myself as a homosexual and a lesbian. LOL I mean c'mon. I want a GOOD seat in hell.5 and a half (I'm bi).
You're way, way more evil than me.
I guess Hell has no use for coke fiends, meth heads, or heroin junkies.
Probably no room for them, because it's filled up with you damn pot smokers, much like the county jail.
Certain things on that list are very questionable from a Biblical standpoint.
Sports fans?? :doh