Hey, it's Sunday! Let's have a break and probably a drink, shall we?
So, have you been to Europe and what do you think about it?
London: ****ty food, unless you're eating Indian. Great techno scene. Discovered that Scottish chicks are slutty as hell. Loved the Tate Modern and the Globe Theatre. Ridiculously expensive.
Amsterdam: One of the best places to party in the world. The Van Gogh museum blew my mind. Window shopping for prostitutes is highly entertaining when you're drunk (they literally are in windows wearing lingerie; it's awesome).
Munich: Loved the sausage. Visited Dachau, which was intense. Accidentally wandered into a tranny strip club/got hit on by creepy middle aged gay guys.
Frankfurt: Had a six hour layover at their airport. Hadn't slept in 24 hours. All I remember is paying 30 euro for breakfast.
Vienna: Cool buildings. Chill culture. Not wild about the food.
Rome: Best food ever. Loved the ruins. Insanely beautiful women. Very expensive clothing stores.
Barcelona: Great nightclubs. Paella is a wonderful thing. Fantastic architecture. Gorgeous weather. Cheaper than the rest of Western Europe.
Paris: Beautiful city with lots of history. They get pissed if you don't speak French. The Louvre was amazing but gigantic and exhausting. Not wild about French food (I'm lactose intolerant).
Prague: Lived in the fashion district for three months (the university at which I was studying international law is in the fashion district). Hordes of Eastern European models. Great beer. Had Afghani cuisine for the first time (it's a cross between Indian and Middle Eastern food - very good).