Just wait until you try to get your necessary medical treatment with this gov run system and have no luck as bureaucrats fumble and stumble along. This mess is a sign of things to come.
LMAO!!
"Hi. I'm here to see a doctor because I have blood squirting out of my neck."
"OK. Let me pull up your file.......Sorry, the system is a little slow today."
"Hey! Can you pass me a mop. It's getting really messy out here."
"OK. I have you pulled up. Now, what was the name of your best friend in kindergarten."
"I don't remember that one. Ask me the one about the color of my first car.....and I'm starting to get a little faint."
"Hmm....according to protocol we can't ask you a question if it's not on the list. Are you sure you checked that one?"
"Well, things were a little glitchy that day. Are there any other questions?"
"Certainly! What was the name of your grandfather's high school mascot?"
"....grandfather's......I have no idea. Where did that even come from?"
"Well sir, when you signed up we told you that if you didn't complete ALL of the questions we would pull data from your NSA file and create questions that only you could answer. It was in the EULA."
"Well I have no idea what the answer to that would be. Can you at least get me a bandaid?"
"Possibly. Since you are unenrolled we need to form a committee, pass a resolution and get an affirmative vote. If you want to have a seat I should be able to get you an answer by June."