Gore Doesn't Exhale

[CurrentAffairs]

A very funny read...

ScrappleFace » Gore Tells Congressional Panel: I Don’t Exhale

Oscar-winning filmmaker Al Gore, testifying Wednesday before a Congressional panel on global warming, revealed a little-known technique he has used for years to reduce his personal greenhouse gas emissions.

“I don’t exhale, and I haven’t since about 1991,” said the full-figured Mr. Gore. “Science shows there’s nothing wrong with humans breathing per se, it’s just the exhaling of carbon dioxide that threatens to bring our world to a premature, fiery, water-drenched apocalyptic end.”

 

[Gill]

I love this part of your story...

“It’s a team effort,” he added, while displaying a Powerpoint slide of the acronym: TEAM = Together Everyone Atones for Me.

 

[Gitdog]

The earth has a fever, and the only presciption...... is more cow bell.

 

[Monk-Eye]

Concrete Emphysema

"Concrete Emphysema"

The earth has a fever, and the only presciption...... is more cow bell.

Cow bells usually follow clear cutting. Habitation, transportation, and deforestation are disabling respiration. Trees make oxygen from carbon dioxide. Increase the number of trees. DUH, try not to overextend the absolute lack of effort.

And where is that crying Native American? The litter fiends need reflection!

 

[Just Me 2]

A very funny read...

ScrappleFace » Gore Tells Congressional Panel: I Don’t Exhale

Oscar-winning filmmaker Al Gore, testifying Wednesday before a Congressional panel on global warming, revealed a little-known technique he has used for years to reduce his personal greenhouse gas emissions.

“I don’t exhale, and I haven’t since about 1991,” said the full-figured Mr. Gore. “Science shows there’s nothing wrong with humans breathing per se, it’s just the exhaling of carbon dioxide that threatens to bring our world to a premature, fiery, water-drenched apocalyptic end.”

Please tell me he did not say this? :2funny:

 

[ARealConservative]

Please tell me he did not say this? :2funny:

I liked this one too: Mr. Gore, still a Democrat party favorite to win the White House in the year 2000

 

[Chanda]

Please tell me he did not say this? :2funny:

He didn't say it. It was just the author's pathetic attempt at satire.