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Girlfriend killed by lightning minutes before Knoxville man's proposal

I guess the saying "woah he dodged a lightning bolt" is not appropriate here. :ssst:
 
they felt that spark, then things got hot.
 
I wonder how the news got broken to her family. Maybe something like "You might want to sit down, I'm about to give you some shocking news".



Well, I'm going to hell for that one.
 
And they say that marriage takes the sparks away...
 
All these puns and similes are shockingly tasteless...

Speaking of which, isn’t there a saying in reference to love that goes something like:

“Lightning never strikes twice”.

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And they say that marriage takes the sparks away...

Everyone was jolted by the news.

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You might say that the strike was a bad ohmen.
 
police are treating the death as suspicious, and have put out a notice telling citizens to be on the look out for a suspect matching the description below:

between 1 and 2 feet tall, yellow colour, rosy cheeks, brown stripes across his back and an odd shaped tail.

it is warned suspect may be dangerous, and citizens are discouraged to approach him unless wearing rubber gloves

(just for you Dav)
 
police are treating the death as suspicious, and have put out a notice telling citizens to be on the look out for a suspect matching the description below:

between 1 and 2 feet tall, yellow colour, rosy cheeks, brown stripes across his back and an odd shaped tail.

it is warned suspect may be dangerous, and citizens are discouraged to approach him unless wearing rubber gloves

(just for you Dav)

By now he could be Raichu. ;)
 
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