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Funny song... Kinda adult...
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What part is not funny? If you can't relate to the lyrics then ... Country music, even in this humor version is so based on reality that perhaps it made your beer salty?
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I don't do shorthand
so I'll answer like the Koreans do when you ask them for directions in Korea... "you can't get there from here! but... " invest in a sound card and check it later... or consider it as philosophy from Meatloaf with a twist... or try this...Two fleas from Owensville had an agreement to meet every winter in
Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets
to Miami , he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn
near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here in the mustache of a guy on a
Harley."
The other flea says," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do.
Go to the Metro airport bar, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her
leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to
travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue,
and shivering and shaking again. Damn near frozen to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the
Metro airport bar and this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled
right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell
asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the
guy on the Harley..."
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I don't do shorthand
Two fleas from Owensville had an agreement to meet every winter in
Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets
to Miami , he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn
near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here in the mustache of a guy on a
Harley."
The other flea says," That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do.
Go to the Metro airport bar, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her
leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to
travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
next winter.
A year goes by. When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue,
and shivering and shaking again. Damn near frozen to death.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the
Metro airport bar and this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled
right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell
asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the
guy on the Harley..."
Hahaha! :lamo
Well, I thought it was funny.