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funny personality test

OscarB63

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Shape And Color Personality Test

my results:

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of gainful employment, bathtubs, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?
 

winston53660

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Wednesdays, clowns, and hummingbirds. This is silly- when was the last time hummingbirds caused you any harm?
 

tacomancer

Christian Capitalist Social Democrat
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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, red cars, and t-shirts. This is silly- when was the last time t-shirts caused you any harm?
 

peas_and_corn

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, red cars, and Austin Powers. This is silly- when was the last time Austin Powers caused you any harm?
 

hiswoman

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of the doorbell, Pee Wee Herman, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

:lol:
 

theangryamerican

Can't stop the signal...
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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, Austin Powers, and red cars. This is silly- when was the last time red cars caused you any harm?

I work in insurance...and I drive a red car. :(
 

DrunkenAsparagus

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World of prostitution and drug dealing, here I come!
 

Red Crow

Holy Crap!
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My results:

Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Austin Powers, cats, and red cars. This is silly- when was the last time red cars caused you any harm?

And I laughed my ass off!!!!!:lamo
 

Lord Tammerlain

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, gainful employment, and Wednesdays. This is silly- when was the last time Wednesdays caused you any harm?
 

Josie

No Day But Today
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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, cats, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?
 

digsbe

Truth will set you free
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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, toasters, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?
 

spud_meister

Veni, vidi, dormivi!
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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

Long-Term Prognosis:
With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of Wednesdays, cats, and Austin Powers. This is silly- when was the last time Austin Powers caused you any harm?




Dammit! I'm not a ****ing kiwi!!!!
 

Donc

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My results:

Diagnostic Overview:

WTF…. I’m outa here. :shock:
 

Your Star

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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:
You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of toasters, vanilla ice cream, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?
 

CaptainCourtesy

I'm a Jedi Master, Yo
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Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:
Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of hummingbirds, bathtubs, and cats. This is silly- when was the last time cats caused you any harm?

In bold. OMG... how did it know? :eek::eek::eek:
 

CaptainCourtesy

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We've all seen those photos. :mrgreen:

Yeah? Well here's a picture of YOU that I'm sure you didn't want anyone else to see:

Spuderina%20Ballerina.jpg
 

spud_meister

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Yeah? Well here's a picture of YOU that I'm sure you didn't want anyone else to see:

Spuderina%20Ballerina.jpg

That's the picture I use for my profile on dating sites, I think it's quite a flattering photo of me. :mrgreen:
 
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CaptainCourtesy

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That's the picture I use for my profile on dating sites, I think it's quite a flattering photo of me.

Don't be fibbing. That's you when you were elected prom king.
 
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