Farts in Elevators
- Sep 7, 2010
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- Political Leaning
Shape And Color Personality Test
Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).
Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.
You're also afraid of gainful employment, bathtubs, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?