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French pole vaulter misses pole

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Anthony Ammirati's knees contacted first, but it's clear what really brought it down.



Apparently he addressed the incident on his Instagram, something along the lines of: "In my performances, I always try to bring the whole package."
 
That looks painful.
 
holbritter said:
I'm guessing there are worse things to be known for!
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It is perhaps one of the least terrible reasons for a man to lose a sporting competition.

"I walked away a broken man when the judges told me, 'I'm sorry sir, but your penis is simply too massive for you to win this competition.' What am I going to tell my all my friends, family and fans now that they all know my shame?"
 
Ammirati couldn’t be reached for comment, he was a little busy boinking….
 
Felis Leo said:
Yeah. All that pity sex at the Olympic village must have been a terrible consolation prize for the poor fellow's ego.
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The slo-mo replay looked to me that he hit the bar with his scrotes, not his schlong. Smashed scrotes don't suggest having much boinking for quite some time, pity or otherwise.
 
verrip1 said:
The slo-mo replay looked to me that he hit the bar with his scrotes, not his schlong. Smashed scrotes don't suggest having much boinking for quite some time, pity or otherwise.
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He many times did you rewind an play it?
 
You can't win and lose at the same damn time... oh, wait, nevermind.
 
Poles were made of bamboo many years ago. Several people were impaled on them as they splintered.
 
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