Free date with someone from the opposite political persuasion

[Josie]

Robert De Niro!!

He's almost twice my age. Can I get someone at least 20 years younger than that?

 

[SarahSun]

He's almost twice my age. Can I get someone at least 20 years younger than that?

Gavin Newsome!!

 

[SarahSun]

Rachel Maddow. I know, she's gay, but maybe we could go fishing or shooting at the range. Hear she likes that sort of thing. I'm married, can't be playing around with Erin Burnett from CNN.

Sounds like fun.

 

[Josie]

Gavin Newsome!!

Much better.

 

[SNOWFLAKE]

I lean right-libertarian. Who do I get on my date?

whoever you decide to pick

 

[SNOWFLAKE]

Much better.

you two have no taste in men, just sayin

 

[Allan]

Kellyanne Conway. I think she's a big time gossip and I'd be able to post all the dirt I learned.

 

[Josie]

you two have no taste in men, just sayin

Give me someone, then.

 

[calamity]

The Right Wing females are all liars. So, no thanks.

 

[j brown's body]

Sarah Palin. Its gonna be wild.

 

[Blue Dog]

Kirsten Powers

 

[calamity]

I don't know. I think I'd rather **** their art.

 

[SNOWFLAKE]

Give me someone, then.

I was just having some fun with ya, but since you asked:

 

[Josie]

I was just having some fun with ya, but since you asked:

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I’d go.

 

[SNOWFLAKE]

Kellyanne Conway. I think she's a big time gossip and I'd be able to post all the dirt I learned.

as long as you don't engage in conversation

 

[Allan]

as long as you don't engage in conversation

I would just sit back and listen. She's not someone who'd ever need to be waterboarded to spill her guts.

 

[HonestJoe]

My political persuasion is rational moderate so you'll have to forgive me if I don't take up the offer of a date with my political opposite.

 

[RAMOSS]

I’d go.

That seems to be a very common reaction.

 

[Josie]

I would just sit back and listen. She's not someone who'd ever need to be waterboarded to spill her guts.

With a hidden tape recorder I’m assuming?

 

[Overitall]

Kellyanne Conway. I think she's a big time gossip and I'd be able to post all the dirt I learned.

You have a thing for chitchatters.

 

[Overitall]

Tulsi Gabbard. Especially if I get to go to Hawaii.

 

[Allan]

Tulsi Gabbard. Especially if I get to go to Hawaii.

Sorry, you get Pelosi, in Pittsburgh.

 

[Overitall]

Sorry, you get Pelosi, in Pittsburgh.

She can’t chitchat very well. But my hair could use a good trimming.

 

[SarahSun]

The Right Wing females are all liars. So, no thanks.

What about Kristi Noem? Go on a date with her.

 

[calamity]

What about Kristi Noem? Go on a date with her.

Hell no. I'm more of a Jen Psaki kind of guy anyway: redhead or blonde. None of my wives were anything but.