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Subject: FW: Five Dollars
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the
>>>> >>>same
>>>> >>>street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace
>>>> >>>himself
>>>> >>>as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!"
>>>> >>>fired
>>>> >>>back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for
>>>> >>>days.
>>>> >>>He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
>>>> >>>"Five
>>>> >>>dollars!"
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
>>>> >>>husband on
>>>> >>>his jog.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
>>>> >>>realized
>>>> >>>the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what
>>>> >>>he'd
>>>> >>>really been doing on all his past outings.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
>>>> >>>Senator.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
>>>> >>>Bill
>>>> >>>became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
>>>> >>>hooker.
>>>> >>>Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
>>>> >>>jog
>>>> >>>past.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
>>>> >>>five
>>>> >>>bucks?"
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the
>>>> >>>same
>>>> >>>street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace
>>>> >>>himself
>>>> >>>as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!"
>>>> >>>fired
>>>> >>>back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for
>>>> >>>days.
>>>> >>>He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
>>>> >>>"Five
>>>> >>>dollars!"
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
>>>> >>>husband on
>>>> >>>his jog.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
>>>> >>>realized
>>>> >>>the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what
>>>> >>>he'd
>>>> >>>really been doing on all his past outings.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
>>>> >>>Senator.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
>>>> >>>Bill
>>>> >>>became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
>>>> >>>hooker.
>>>> >>>Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
>>>> >>>jog
>>>> >>>past.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
>>>> >>>five
>>>> >>>bucks?"