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Five Dollars

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Subject: FW: Five Dollars
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the
>>>> >>>same
>>>> >>>street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace
>>>> >>>himself
>>>> >>>as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No, Five dollars!"
>>>> >>>fired
>>>> >>>back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for
>>>> >>>days.
>>>> >>>He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
>>>> >>>"Five
>>>> >>>dollars!"
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
>>>> >>>husband on
>>>> >>>his jog.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
>>>> >>>realized
>>>> >>>the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what
>>>> >>>he'd
>>>> >>>really been doing on all his past outings.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
>>>> >>>Senator.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
>>>> >>>Bill
>>>> >>>became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
>>>> >>>hooker.
>>>> >>>Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
>>>> >>>jog
>>>> >>>past.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for
>>>> >>>five
>>>> >>>bucks?"
 

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>>>>>>>>>>HAHAHA
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Funny!
>>>>
>>>>>
 

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Hillary Clinton. went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I want to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, I cant sell it to you Mrs Clinton," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, I cant sell it to you Mrs Clinton," he replied.

"Damn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and perm, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
"I'd like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, I cant sell it to you Mrs Clinton," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know who I am?"

"Because Mrs.Clinton that's a microwave," he replied.
 
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