Mark F
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CT: To make absolutely sure the media reports the collapse of 7 we'll wait for 7 hours before setting off the charges.
The Man: 7 hours? But that will be in broad daylight and in full view of everyone. People are going to see and hear explosions from nearly 200 demolition charges.
CT: We'll use more of those super-secret hush-a-booms.
The Man: But everyone in the building will have time to escape. The people who know about the SEC files will get out. They might even take the files with them!
CT: It'll be fine.
The Man: OK, but what is going to be the cover story for why it collapsed?
CT: Well fire of course.
The Man: But you just said that fire,…
CT: Don't interrupt. We'll attach rockets to perimeter columns on the upper floors of the North Tower so that when the non-exploding explosives go off the rockets will ignite and laterally project each of those pieces 6-700 feet to hit 7 WTC.
The Man: But those pieces weigh two to ten tons each!
CT: Then we will send our secret Ninja squad into 7 WTC to set fires all over the building.
The Man: Won't the fires disturb the explosive charges, damage their leads and detonators?
CT: We won't set fires on the floors with the explosives.
The Man: But the fires might spread because of all the damage from the laterally projected North Tower columns venting the building.
CT: Seems unlikely.
The Man: You sure.
CT: Of course, I'm a CT. I'm right about everything and you can't prove otherwise.
The Man: Back to Washington, how many super-secret hush-a-boom explosives are we going to need at the Pentagon?
CT: None. We'll just use a missile.
The Man: Hold the phone. A missile, and a hijacked airplane?
CT: No, just a missile.
The Man: But we already have a hijacked airplane, why not just use that? The hijacked plane will actually cause more damage.
CT: We don't want to hurt the people on the plane.
The Man: Wait, what,…?
CT: So we will just take say a Tomahawk cruise missile and paint it to look like an airliner. Nobody will suspect a thing.
The Man: There's a substantial size difference.
CT: I'm way ahead of you on that. You see, we will still have the terrorists hijack the plane, then when they get to Washington they will perform a 3-minute descending turn,…
The Man: But that's impossible, no pilot has ever performed a 3-minute descending turn before.
CT: The plane will be under radio control from a secret remote location.
The Man: So why do we need the hijackers?
CT: I told you don't interrupt. Once the plane levels off the missile will be launched and fly directly underneath Flight 77. Then at the last second Flight 77 will pull up and miss the Pentagon, its escape masked by the explosion of the missile.
The Man: That's a hell of a maneuver. I mean, a pull-up like that would have to be about 11 g's.
CT: Not nearly as difficult as a 3-minute descending turn.
The Man: Won't the tower at Reagan Airport see Flight 77 as it flies right across the airport? Won't radar spot it.
CT: Cloaking device.
The Man: That's good thinking. What happens to the plane then?
CT: We land it at a secret airport in Ohio, then dispose of everyone aboard.
The Man: Wait, I thought the whole point of not crashing the plane was,…
CT: Can't leave any witnesses behind.
The Man: 7 hours? But that will be in broad daylight and in full view of everyone. People are going to see and hear explosions from nearly 200 demolition charges.
CT: We'll use more of those super-secret hush-a-booms.
The Man: But everyone in the building will have time to escape. The people who know about the SEC files will get out. They might even take the files with them!
CT: It'll be fine.
The Man: OK, but what is going to be the cover story for why it collapsed?
CT: Well fire of course.
The Man: But you just said that fire,…
CT: Don't interrupt. We'll attach rockets to perimeter columns on the upper floors of the North Tower so that when the non-exploding explosives go off the rockets will ignite and laterally project each of those pieces 6-700 feet to hit 7 WTC.
The Man: But those pieces weigh two to ten tons each!
CT: Then we will send our secret Ninja squad into 7 WTC to set fires all over the building.
The Man: Won't the fires disturb the explosive charges, damage their leads and detonators?
CT: We won't set fires on the floors with the explosives.
The Man: But the fires might spread because of all the damage from the laterally projected North Tower columns venting the building.
CT: Seems unlikely.
The Man: You sure.
CT: Of course, I'm a CT. I'm right about everything and you can't prove otherwise.
The Man: Back to Washington, how many super-secret hush-a-boom explosives are we going to need at the Pentagon?
CT: None. We'll just use a missile.
The Man: Hold the phone. A missile, and a hijacked airplane?
CT: No, just a missile.
The Man: But we already have a hijacked airplane, why not just use that? The hijacked plane will actually cause more damage.
CT: We don't want to hurt the people on the plane.
The Man: Wait, what,…?
CT: So we will just take say a Tomahawk cruise missile and paint it to look like an airliner. Nobody will suspect a thing.
The Man: There's a substantial size difference.
CT: I'm way ahead of you on that. You see, we will still have the terrorists hijack the plane, then when they get to Washington they will perform a 3-minute descending turn,…
The Man: But that's impossible, no pilot has ever performed a 3-minute descending turn before.
CT: The plane will be under radio control from a secret remote location.
The Man: So why do we need the hijackers?
CT: I told you don't interrupt. Once the plane levels off the missile will be launched and fly directly underneath Flight 77. Then at the last second Flight 77 will pull up and miss the Pentagon, its escape masked by the explosion of the missile.
The Man: That's a hell of a maneuver. I mean, a pull-up like that would have to be about 11 g's.
CT: Not nearly as difficult as a 3-minute descending turn.
The Man: Won't the tower at Reagan Airport see Flight 77 as it flies right across the airport? Won't radar spot it.
CT: Cloaking device.
The Man: That's good thinking. What happens to the plane then?
CT: We land it at a secret airport in Ohio, then dispose of everyone aboard.
The Man: Wait, I thought the whole point of not crashing the plane was,…
CT: Can't leave any witnesses behind.