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Drunken diaper-wearing man seeking candy arrested

danarhea

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OCEAN CITY, Md. – Maryland State Police said a drunken 47-year-old Florida man wearing a diaper was arrested for shouting profanities while trick-or-treating. Police said Joseph David DiVanna of Sarasota, Fla., was arrested about 9:15 p.m. Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct.

Tomorrow's major news headline will be "David Vitter goes to Maryland". :mrgreen:

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Shouldn't this be in news of the weird?
 
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Substitute picture for effect only. This is not the suspect.

The reporter needs to go back to school after this poorly written story.

Was the drunk wearing only the diaper at the time of the arrest?

Was he of otherwise normal size or was he a huge tub of lard?

Did he have a history of mental issues?

Who, what, when, where, why and how, that's all I want to know.

There might have been a good story behind this shallow one.

Did he start drinking because at 47 he now has to wear a diaper?

Did he get so drunk he thought it was new years and he was the the new years baby?

Was he roll playing with a wife or lady friend and got so drunk he couldn't go on, so she took off and he got pissed, and went into a rage?

The possibilities are almost endless, and just about all are sort of funny except for him verbally accosting children.
 
I thought all the out of state nuts vacated OC by the end of Labor Day. It looks like one miss the bus.
 
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