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This is a true story...
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon her returning to her car found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeded to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men did not wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like hell.
The lady, somewhat shaken ed, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes latter she found her own car parked for or five space farther down. She calmly loaded her bags into the car and drove straight to the police station.
The Sargent to whom she told the story could not stop laughing. He then pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men where reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less then five feet tall, glasses and curly white hair and carrying a large handgun
No charges where filed.
Ah! those senior moments.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon her returning to her car found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeded to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men did not wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like hell.
The lady, somewhat shaken ed, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.
She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes latter she found her own car parked for or five space farther down. She calmly loaded her bags into the car and drove straight to the police station.
The Sargent to whom she told the story could not stop laughing. He then pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men where reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less then five feet tall, glasses and curly white hair and carrying a large handgun
No charges where filed.
Ah! those senior moments.