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Do you like to eat Americans?

Black-and-white cookies, half-and-half cookies, and half-moon cookies?

  • I like to eat them all

  • I only like the black ones

  • I only like the white ones

  • I only like to eat the black-and-white ones

  • I like all of them, but prefer the white ones

  • I like all of them, but prefer the black ones

  • I like all of them, but prefer the black-and-white ones

  • I like none of them

  • I do not know any of them

  • other

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Checkerboard Strangler said:
"Do you like to eat Americans?"

I like to eat the pretty female ones.
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Well I don't eat people but I would guess that one would have to be pretty darn hungry to eat the average American.
 
There is a terrible habit of woke persons to use both the female and the male form of words all the time.

In English you can just say: "workers".
In woke German you must always say: "Arbeiterinnen und Arbeiter" all the time you mention workers.
It is a terrible waste of time and space.

But in the case of the edible Americans it is enough to say "Amerikaner" - yet.

If that idiotic woke-ness goes on, we will have to speak of "Amerikanerinnen and Amerikaner" all the time.
 
Brochacholomigo said:
Ah yes, I am extremely fond of eating Americans. I crave the blood of my fellow countrymen; if I can just consume enough American life, I will become the fabled SUPERAMERICAN!

Edit: Specifically. the black Americans. I will gain their rhythm through ritualistic cannibalism.
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Rumpel said:
What I mean are these:



en.wikipedia.org

Black and white cookie - Wikipedia

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In Germany we call those "Amerikaner" = Amerivans.
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I don't recall ever even seeing one of these, let alone eating one.

It's not normal fare for me.
 
The Mark said:
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I don't recall ever even seeing one of these, let alone eating one.

It's not normal fare for me.
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From what I know they exist in the US - only under another name.
 
Black-and-white cookies, half-and-half cookies, and half-moon cookies
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Who knows these? :)
 
Rumpel said:
And so it is, so it is! :)
It is about "Amerikaner" in Germany. :)
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Dear "Germany" :
Please change the name of that cookie.
Try calling them zweitons instead, unless you want folks to think you endorse cannibalism.
 
Speaking of eating Americans.....

Did you all know that 'Margret likes to cook her family and her dog'?

Oops.

'Margret likes to cook, her family, and her dog'.

Commas save lives.
 
Rumpel said:
And so it is, so it is! :)
It is about "Amerikaner" in Germany. :)
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Really, I'm dying laughing here over this entire thread but semi-seriously, for a moment:
I AM an "Amerikaner", yes?
No, I'm not a cookie, I am an Amerikaner --- PERSON...right?

Okay so, speaking AS an Amerikaner, I just want to tell you, @Rumpel, that the name is unfortunate because it sets up a rather
weird-oddball-insane scenario that reeks of cannibalism, at least on a cartoonish/idiomatic level.

It is almost like a 180 degree flipped American version of what we used to call "fractured German" (mock-Germanese) back in the days of
Dave Morrah and "Der Wizard In Ozzenland".

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If you're unfamiliar with mock-German as shared in America, here's a short sample:


ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
 
Rumpel said:

Do you like to eat Americans?​

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No, I would never eat an American. Too salty, and way too much fat. Oh, and the poll choices are a little bit racist.

Berliners, Frankfurters, and Hamburgers, on the other hand, are delicious. You just have to catch them.
 
Tlrmln said:
Berliners, Frankfurters, and Hamburgers, on the other hand, are delicious. You just have to catch them.
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@ Frankfurters

In Vienna that sausage is called "Frankfurter".
In Frankfurt that sausage is called "Wiener" = a person from Vienna.

In our region it is called "Wienerle" = a small person from Vienna :)
 
Rumpel said:
@ Frankfurters

In Vienna that sausage is called "Frankfurter".
In Frankfurt that sausage is called "Wiener" = a person from Vienna.

In our region it is called "Wienerle" = a small person from Vienna :)
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Ich habe drei im weggla gern.
 
I eat Americans, but only when my plane has crashed in the Andes.
 

  • 2 out of 13 say: I like to eat them all​

  • One out of 13 says: I only like the black ones​

 
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