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Do Not Smoke Romaine Lettuce

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It won't get you high. Not so fake news network for you pleasure.
 

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Toss your Jenny-O turkey into the garbage can. Close the lid tight to keep the salmonella from spreading.
 

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There goes my morning. ;)

My granddaughter woke early to watch the news with grandma, scored a hot chocolate as grandma sipped coffee. Then woke me with her knees in my stomach, after a night with grandma's cold feet squarely in my back, to tell me the important news. I rolled over and the cat bit my nose. I was officially awake if dysfunctional. I've consumed the balance of the morning discouraging the notion of eating lettuce to make us fly. I can't wait for preschool to restart after Thanksgiving.
 

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It won't get you high. Not so fake news network for you pleasure.

Everyone knows that smoking lettuce won't get you high! But kale & chard on the other hand...... Also stinging nettle. Just wait until late spring to mid summer, find a THICK stand of nettle, strip naked, and then run through it and roll in it. Man oh man, wait til you experience THAT euphoria!
 
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