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Do Liberals Suffer PTSD? (1 Viewer)

Do Liberals Suffer PTSD?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • No

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • Not sure: Haven't been properly Diagnosed yet

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6

ptsdkid

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I will understand if this posting gets transferred to the Health and Medicine section. But with the high volume of liberal posters here, and the seriousness of the PTSD malady, I thought it would be most appropriately addressed and exposed right here.

PTSD is no joking matter for I have had the scourge for over 40 years. My exposure to trauma started with child abuse at the age of eleven, and reinforced itself via combat at the age of twenty. Thus, PTSD becomes a lifelong chronic force.

George Bush’s presidential victories in 2000 and 2004 sent traumatic shock waves throughout liberal nation. Newt Gingrich’s Republican takeover of Congress in 1994 helped to traumatize a once lackadaisical liberal stronghold in American politics.

Alec Baldwin, George Soros and Michael Moore were but a few suffering depressed liberals that couldn’t get out of bed for three days following Bush’s victories. Alec Baldwin said he would leave America for good if Bush wins. On last check, dear old Alec was seen popping anti depressant pills here in America. Other liberals are suffering depression all across our fruited plain.

Its already been proven here at DP that liberals are angrier, more miserable, die earlier from stress, are less successful, more depressed, more unemployed and less religious than their Conservative counterparts.

The key to coping with or finding an appropriate treatment plan for PTSD, is early diagnostic detection. Liberals should feel blessed (I mean they should feel encouraged) that I have devoted much of my time to help you with this early PTSD detection.

Basic PTSD finds one witnessing or being a victim of a terrible event or tragedy. So haunted by memories of the event that personal health and personality is affected. Think of Cindy Sheehan fasting for three days and calling Bush a modern day Hitler as being clues to her health and personality problems. We can all agree that all liberals suffer some level of the aforementioned scenario.

See if you can relate to some or all of these PTSD symptoms:

Depression…suicidal ideation…introversion…intrusion or intrusive thoughts…avoidance…hyper arousal…joylessness. Unable to take pleasure from things you may have enjoyed in the past (like the former Democratic power in Congress and the presidency).
Wish to avoid anything that will trigger memories of the tragic event (like avoiding Ann Coulter as she rubs liberal election losses in your face at will).

If there are liberals out there willing to accept your diagnosis of having severe PTSD, then please contact me immediately so I can begin the long journey of helping you prepare a proper treatment plan. This is no time to fight the obvious. You need help now!
 
It appears to me that the only person here that has this mental defect is actually a pretty hard rightwingnut kid.:roll:

Nice try though. Now, go take your meds and be a good boy.
 
Now we know why ptsdkid is so messed up. Case closed! You just keep taking your pills and keep up on your crazy nationalist books :rofl
 
I have heard almost as many leftwingnuts call the rightwingnuts "mental cases" as I have heard rightwingnuts call liberalism a "disease."

Just a bunch of hot air from empty spaces.

But, I think in PTSDkid's case, by his own admission, we can attribute his rightwing extremism to a legitimate brain disorder. Therefore, he should get a pass and be treated with sympathy and understanding rather than redicule and laughter.

Where's your heart people? :rofl
 
Give me one good reason as to why I shouldn't consider this a troll poll and remove it to the basement.
 

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