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In space, no one can hear you moan. That's what the title says. So, who would like to have sex with an astronaut? Not me. I don't want somebody stalking me, especially someone wearing diapers and carrying a steel mallet.
But seriously, do you really want to fvck in space? I mean, one thrust and you go sailing across the cabin, hitting your head on the bulkhead, and end up with one hell of an Excedrin headache. And then, there's all the danger. What if a micrometeorite hit the ship, and all the oxygen went out. Well, if you are really kinky, you could get into that oxygen deprivation thing, but that wouldn't last long. You would fvcking die, dumbass!! Well, there's probably an astronaut or two who wouldn't mind, but I am talking about normal people, not astronauts, as freaky as they seem to be. And then the real nasty part - Who fvcking wants to be in the cabin when the astronauts come, and all that crap is floating around. Not me.
Sex in space? Fvck you!!
I do have one thought, though. When astronauts are fvcking, can you see it happen through a telescope? I mean, would the space shuttle look like a Volkswagen bouncing up and down, like it does when people fvck around in one of them? What if astronauts are fvcking while trying to dock? I'm talking about the shuttle docking, you moron, not the astronauts. And if an astronaut misses and gets it in the wrong hole because he is flying around so much inside the cabin, he can't control his positioning? That should make the news - Man has landed on the moon again. One giant...... err, something for man....oops, I mean womankind, or was it a small something? I guess you will have to ask the astronauts. I'm not going to. None of my damn business, that is, unless one of them dresses up in diapers and tries to kill me.
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But seriously, do you really want to fvck in space? I mean, one thrust and you go sailing across the cabin, hitting your head on the bulkhead, and end up with one hell of an Excedrin headache. And then, there's all the danger. What if a micrometeorite hit the ship, and all the oxygen went out. Well, if you are really kinky, you could get into that oxygen deprivation thing, but that wouldn't last long. You would fvcking die, dumbass!! Well, there's probably an astronaut or two who wouldn't mind, but I am talking about normal people, not astronauts, as freaky as they seem to be. And then the real nasty part - Who fvcking wants to be in the cabin when the astronauts come, and all that crap is floating around. Not me.
Sex in space? Fvck you!!
I do have one thought, though. When astronauts are fvcking, can you see it happen through a telescope? I mean, would the space shuttle look like a Volkswagen bouncing up and down, like it does when people fvck around in one of them? What if astronauts are fvcking while trying to dock? I'm talking about the shuttle docking, you moron, not the astronauts. And if an astronaut misses and gets it in the wrong hole because he is flying around so much inside the cabin, he can't control his positioning? That should make the news - Man has landed on the moon again. One giant...... err, something for man....oops, I mean womankind, or was it a small something? I guess you will have to ask the astronauts. I'm not going to. None of my damn business, that is, unless one of them dresses up in diapers and tries to kill me.
Article is here.
