Disney to Enforce Social Distancing...With Stormtroopers

[Roadvirus]

The Disney Springs shopping and dining complex at the Walt Disney World Resort has only recently reopened for guests after closing months ago amid the coronavirus health crisis. Visitors are currently required to undergo temperature screenings, wear masks and abide by new physical distancing protocols, some of which are indicated by ground markings or physical barriers — and some of which are shouted at you by a couple of wisecracking Stormtroopers.

'''Star Wars''' Stormtroopers now patrolling Disney Springs, enforcing social distancing protocol | Fox News

If you aren't social distancing, I assume they'll shoot at you. But I wouldn't worry, since they couldn't hit a dead Blue Whale.

And if you litter? Maybe have Vader or Kylo Ren come after you with a lightsaber.

 

[VanceMack]

If you aren't social distancing, I assume they'll shoot at you. But I wouldn't worry, since they couldn't hit a dead Blue Whale.

And if you litter? Maybe have Vader or Kylo Ren come after you with a lightsaber.

Take it from experience. The Disney light sabers don't work for ****. Total crap. Used mine on a line jumper...nothing. Had to air choke him out instead.