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I HAVE SOME SERIOUS QUESTIONS:
1. Where are the bones? I mean...I’m sure the Democrats don’t eat the kids’ bones...so where do they put them? (I would think that the fingerprints or drool on the bones would come in handy for investigative purposes)
2. When our children go missing, how do we know whether they’ve been eaten by a Democrat, or simply just taken by the pedophile that lives down the road? (Or...I suppose maybe the pedophiles take them first, and THEN bring them to the Democrats at their secret pizza restaurants, and THEN they get eaten. That makes more sense, now that I think about it).
3. Is there a place where all the Democrats dine on children together, like a Royal Fork or King’s Table? Or is it just some big underground place where all the Satanists come to party, like they do in the movies? (I do hope they’re practicing social distancing whilst they nibble on the children).
4. How long does the children’s blood keep? I mean...do they have a big vat of it that stays warm, kind of like a big shared pot of hot chocolate on a cold night of Christmas caroling? Or do they freeze it, then thaw it when they get the uncontrollable urge to drink children’s blood? And, do you have to extract the adrenochrome from it first? (I wonder if it microwaves well)
5. So, when will my urge to eat children happen? Is it kind of like menopause, and it happens slowly? Or will I all of sudden one night just show up at a pizza restaurant with the urge to eat them? (Or maybe it’s only during Democrats Rush Week/Initiation rituals).
6. Who have they caught so far? I mean...since we KNOW that Democrats eat children...which ones have been convicted? On trial for it? Accused of? Suspected eaters? Blood stains on their face? (I haven’t kept up with the court records of child-eaters, so I’m not really sure). Maybe it’s just the famous Democrats.
7. Which part is the tastiest? The hardest to chew? The easiest to digest? Do they save a special part for dessert? Blood pudding? Cheesecake?
8. Where do we put the plates when we’re done?
1. Where are the bones? I mean...I’m sure the Democrats don’t eat the kids’ bones...so where do they put them? (I would think that the fingerprints or drool on the bones would come in handy for investigative purposes)
2. When our children go missing, how do we know whether they’ve been eaten by a Democrat, or simply just taken by the pedophile that lives down the road? (Or...I suppose maybe the pedophiles take them first, and THEN bring them to the Democrats at their secret pizza restaurants, and THEN they get eaten. That makes more sense, now that I think about it).
3. Is there a place where all the Democrats dine on children together, like a Royal Fork or King’s Table? Or is it just some big underground place where all the Satanists come to party, like they do in the movies? (I do hope they’re practicing social distancing whilst they nibble on the children).
4. How long does the children’s blood keep? I mean...do they have a big vat of it that stays warm, kind of like a big shared pot of hot chocolate on a cold night of Christmas caroling? Or do they freeze it, then thaw it when they get the uncontrollable urge to drink children’s blood? And, do you have to extract the adrenochrome from it first? (I wonder if it microwaves well)
5. So, when will my urge to eat children happen? Is it kind of like menopause, and it happens slowly? Or will I all of sudden one night just show up at a pizza restaurant with the urge to eat them? (Or maybe it’s only during Democrats Rush Week/Initiation rituals).
6. Who have they caught so far? I mean...since we KNOW that Democrats eat children...which ones have been convicted? On trial for it? Accused of? Suspected eaters? Blood stains on their face? (I haven’t kept up with the court records of child-eaters, so I’m not really sure). Maybe it’s just the famous Democrats.
7. Which part is the tastiest? The hardest to chew? The easiest to digest? Do they save a special part for dessert? Blood pudding? Cheesecake?
8. Where do we put the plates when we’re done?