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Dear Women: Please Don't Murder Me

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I'm working on this disgustingly hard recursive sequence project trying to determine the age of the fictional Matrix (film) from information given in the story.

Whilst setting up a sequence for population at a given birth cycle, I noticed something terrifying:

For population growth, fertile women are all that matter. Since 1 male can impregnate infinite females, and since sperm can be stored, women could murder men off the planet and survive thousands of years without a single male being born.

WTFFFFFFFFFFF SCARY
 
FreeThinker said:
I'm working on this disgustingly hard recursive sequence project trying to determine the age of the fictional Matrix (film) from information given in the story.

Whilst setting up a sequence for population at a given birth cycle, I noticed something terrifying:

For population growth, fertile women are all that matter. Since 1 male can impregnate infinite females, and since sperm can be stored, women could murder men off the planet and survive thousands of years without a single male being born.

WTFFFFFFFFFFF SCARY
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Not only that scientist have made "female sperm". They don't need us period. But they love us really, so they won't get rid of us. :mrgreen:
 
Thats just depressing. Whats the point of a lesbian paradise if I'm not around to see it?
 
FreeThinker said:
I'm working on this disgustingly hard recursive sequence project trying to determine the age of the fictional Matrix (film) from information given in the story.

Whilst setting up a sequence for population at a given birth cycle, I noticed something terrifying:

For population growth, fertile women are all that matter. Since 1 male can impregnate infinite females, and since sperm can be stored, women could murder men off the planet and survive thousands of years without a single male being born.

WTFFFFFFFFFFF SCARY
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This would be a really good time for all of you guy to start being really nice to Bonnie... :2wave:
 
JustineCredible said:
Some men still have their uses...if not sexually...they're great for opening jars!:lol:
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OMG!!!!

Welcome back! :2wave:

What have you been doing with yourself? How have you been?
 
FreeThinker said:
I'm working on this disgustingly hard recursive sequence project trying to determine the age of the fictional Matrix (film) from information given in the story.

Whilst setting up a sequence for population at a given birth cycle, I noticed something terrifying:

For population growth, fertile women are all that matter. Since 1 male can impregnate infinite females, and since sperm can be stored, women could murder men off the planet and survive thousands of years without a single male being born.

WTFFFFFFFFFFF SCARY
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You got to be kidding - what world do you habitat anyway??:roll: Do you live in the UK? Don't worry baby...I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.
Men still rule the world here in America. Misogyny is alive and well here, much more so than racism.;)
 
azura28 said:
You got to be kidding - what world do you habitat anyway??:roll: Do you live in the UK? Don't worry baby...I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.
Men still rule the world here in America. Misogyny is alive and well here, much more so than racism.;)
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Are women disproportionately imprisoned?
 
MrFungus420 said:
Hey...we're also good for killing spiders and taking out the garbage. :lol: :2wave:
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And who are all of the family sitcoms going to make look like a bumbling, incompetant idiot?
 
MrFungus420 said:
Hey...we're also good for killing spiders and taking out the garbage. :lol: :2wave:
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Nah, we can do that too. Turns out that using hands instead of a penis to do those things is actually slightly more efficient. ;)
 
Kayleigh Katz said:
Does that bother guys? Because it makes me sick. I can't stand to even be in the room with a sitcom.
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It's not anything I lose sleep over. A lot of times it's funny because it has a ring of truth. Do they make sitcoms anymore? :cool:
 
Anima said:
Nope, we just make up 90% of rape and domestic violence victims, own a fraction of the world's wealth and property, and we have to be the same damn gender as Bonnie. We're pretty opressed.
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You are oppressed.

Take solace in cheaper car insurance until change inevitably comes. :mrgreen:
 
Kayleigh Katz said:
Does that bother guys? Because it makes me sick. I can't stand to even be in the room with a sitcom.
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A lot of those negative stereotypes actually bite women on the ass too, in my opinion. If Dad's too stupid to work a washing machine without the house exploding, well, that just means Mom should have done it herself in the first place, and she'll be doing it all now. If Dad's too stupid to or lazy to clean the house, that makes it Mom's job. When you potray men as idotic children incapable of functioning on an adult level, where do the responsibilities for everything they're too daft to do land? On women.

Besides, sitcom writers are just evil anyway. They gave us Everybody Loves Raymond. Nuff' said. :2razz:
 
Anima said:
Oh you mean "MEN blah blah EVIL blah blah PALIN RULEZ!" ;)

I've got her on mental ignore these days, tbh, so I wouldn't have noticed. :mrgreen:
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No, she really has something about reproduction without all that troublesome ****. I think I'd sort of miss the ****.
 
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