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Dear Warden, I am disgusted with these living conditions (1 Viewer)

George_Washington

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Dear Warden teacher,

What is up with these horrid living conditions in cell block #6C? For the last past three weeks now, I have been taken advantage of by not only my barbaric and savage roommate but also, the other neanderthals. They have dressed me in a French maid outfit and made me wear wigs made of ostrich feathers. This is nonsense, I tell you. The toliet has been stopped up now for several days. It keep putting out green slime. The washing machine doesn't work and I've been in the same underwear now since I first got here. There are bugs crawling everywhere in my cell. What the hell is up with the food they're serving us in the cafeteria? All they give us are stale green beans and porridge. I want a Wendy's now and then, I demand you! I also expect you to fix my TV. My savage roommate fixed it so all I get is the Lifetime channel, I am sick of this crap. I tell you, fix these horrid living conditions or I will file a complaint with someone. Also, I demand a playstation 2 in my cell and some Maxim magazines.
 
George_Washington said:
Dear Warden teacher,

What is up with these horrid living conditions in cell block #6C? For the last past three weeks now, I have been taken advantage of by not only my barbaric and savage roommate but also, the other neanderthals. They have dressed me in a French maid outfit and made me wear wigs made of ostrich feathers. This is nonsense, I tell you. The toliet has been stopped up now for several days. It keep putting out green slime. The washing machine doesn't work and I've been in the same underwear now since I first got here. There are bugs crawling everywhere in my cell. What the hell is up with the food they're serving us in the cafeteria? All they give us are stale green beans and porridge. I want a Wendy's now and then, I demand you! I also expect you to fix my TV. My savage roommate fixed it so all I get is the Lifetime channel, I am sick of this crap. I tell you, fix these horrid living conditions or I will file a complaint with someone. Also, I demand a playstation 2 in my cell and some Maxim magazines.
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For now I can get you a can of Lysol, a bucket, a ball and cup game, the lettuce that I take off my hamburgers at Wendy's, and some old National Geographics. And I'll get your TV fixed. No one should have to put up with Lifetime.
 
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For now I can get you a can of Lysol, a bucket, a ball and cup game, the lettuce that I take off my hamburgers at Wendy's, and some old National Geographics. And I'll get your TV fixed. No one should have to put up with Lifetime.
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Well I will tell you Warden teacher, that this French Maid outfit is getting pretty ridiculous. Would you happen to have any manly clothes for me?
 
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