Create a Christmas song

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Please compose a light Christmas song or poem. It is more fun if you write to the tune of an existing Christmas song, or the beat of a known poem.


Black Friday - To the tune of Jingle Bells

The rude and madding crowds
New debt lies in their wake
Can have all the discount mall
shopping they can take.

But me I'll stay at home
just chill at online stores
while sitting in my b-v-ds
and gnoshing Christmas smores.

OOOOH,
Black Friday, Black Friday
I will not adhere
My Xmas shopping will be done
Online again this year.

OOOOH,
Black Friday, Black Friday
I will take a pass
the laptop handles my leg work
and FedEx pays the gas.

 

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I did this last year (in response to somebody else's dumb christmas song about how the atheists and liberals are trying to abolish christmas).


Here.