- Feb 4, 2013
- Reaction score
- Charleston, South Carolina
- Political Leaning
- Very Conservative
Collegehumor version of cosmo. Can't really blame people if it seems the same. I mean, they basically nailed it.
But I know 1 thing that will never appear in a fashion magazine or life magazine like these.
#1 method on how to drive your man mad: Keep talking senselessly about senseless crap when he clearly wants to be left alone and not bothered.
The 3 scariest words a woman can say to a man. It's not, "I am pregnant!" or "Let's get married!" or even, "Were you tested?"
It's, "Can we talk?"
In a previous relationship, I had a girl like that. I ended up getting a life-sized cardboard cut-out of me and putting it in a chair so that I could try to sneak off while she "talked" with the cut-out.
It didn't work, although the cut-out had about as much to contribute to the "talk" as I did.
I didn't even get laid afterward. Talk about a crappy day.